Jeans/denim that are no longer trendy at the moment, but they were in a previous cycle.
Similar to comparing the big city trends to the suburban trends, and how the suburbs are often one-step behind the more modern city trends (Portland, Oregon versus Salem, Oregon in this example).
Portland (circa 2014): Everyone wearing dark washed, selvedge denim.
Salem (circa 2014): Everyone wearing light washed, bootcut jeans with hammer loops.
Similar to comparing the big city trends to the suburban trends, and how the suburbs are often one-step behind the more modern city trends (Portland, Oregon versus Salem, Oregon in this example).
Portland (circa 2014): Everyone wearing dark washed, selvedge denim.
Salem (circa 2014): Everyone wearing light washed, bootcut jeans with hammer loops.
When my friend Kevin moved to Portland from Salem, he lamented his current jeans situation: "I need to get some newer jeans for Portland, I got some Salem Ass Jeans right now."
by manjoseph January 21, 2022
Get the Salem Ass Jeansmug. jean is honestly the sexiest bitch on the planet. hes so handsome with his fuckboy glasses, to his braces, to his fluffy hair. i could stare at him for hours on end without ever getting bored. theres something special and mesmerizing about him. from his chubby cheeks, to his pretty style, to his drippy style (dayum i got bars 🤑) if you asked me what’s my favorite part about him, i couldn’t honestly pin point what part. the reason why, is the fact i love everything about him. words can not explain how deeply i feel towards him. he may not think this, but to me he’s truly perfect. every flaw he thinks he may have, all i see is pure perfection. he’s not only my boyfriend, but my best friend, my comfort, my future husband 😍, my safe haven, but he’s also my everything. (hes also my personal roblox youtuber 🤑🔥) i never thought i would ever be so obsessed with someone, if it means spending the rest of my life with him, i wouldn’t change a single thing. meeting your soulmate on insta is crazy, but look back i honestly regret nothing. i love you so much,my love. (i thank Top Gun everyday for this 🙏)
jean is so zaddy-val
by valorinlovesjean March 30, 2023
Get the jeanmug. 1. One who unknowingly washes jeans far too frequently than what is considered socially acceptable.
2. Idiot
2. Idiot
by Jeanwasher February 24, 2017
Get the jean washermug. A 5 star character and leader of knights of Favonious and loves Diluc senpai. Has a sister named Barbara.
by User138 September 3, 2024
Get the Jeanmug. by Rezni January 16, 2018
Get the Jean Philibert Douzemug. by Tedd bear September 24, 2022
Get the Jean weekmug. The stretches and positions you do when trying to quickly break-in a new or freshly washed pair of jeans to make them comfortable.
I pulled these jeans straight out of the dryer and forgot to do my jean yoga. Now they're riding up my crotch.
by BigJoeT December 4, 2010
Get the Jean Yogamug.