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jason's cat

An annoying ass cat that gives no fucks but I still love him because he's Jason's cat.
Damn Jason's cat is back at it again because Mel is obsessed with that dumb shit
by Tkitpimsw September 3, 2016
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Jason

A friday the 13th/Flee the Facility character. Most newgens think he is from forsaken.
But in his forsaken counterpart he has a massive hitbox. Fortunately he is replaced by Slasher
kid: GUYS JASON IS FROM FORSAKEN!!
someone: sybau ipad kid hes not
by kalznomnomXD September 15, 2025
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Jason

Knower of all tea.
1. Jason drew us a full diagram detailing the juicy tea he acquired recently.

2. “Dying girl gets second boyfriend while engaged”, Jason says, “I have tea”.
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Jason

A really clumsy but nice friend, who never sleeps. Also known as ice bear. Gets fired from jobs for drinking. Often kinda violent (couldn't hurt a fly but likes to yell). "He's 6ft", oooook jason sure.
"yoooooo that's what I'm sayinnn" -Jason
by anonymous September 25, 2021
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Jason

El mas pinche vergas y mas guapo de todos
Jason is super hot.
by #EGDG October 31, 2017
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The Jason Sickness

A sickness only curable through sexual content with a Cameron. Symptoms can include coughing, vomiting, a fever or just a general feeling of illness. Best treated with anal or oral sex by the Cameron.
Cameron fucked The Jason Sickness out of me the other day - Jason
by Cam2000 February 6, 2023
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Jasonism

A confident statement that makes up colloquialisms to articulate something others don’t fully understand.
That man is as strong as a wood-peckers lips. - Jasonism
by Doc Hudson November 1, 2025
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