Jason

Big Dick n****a, huge fuck stick and is beautiful in bed.

Wow Jason penis is huge

by China Is fat af March 8, 2019

Jason

Jason is usually a Straub. He has a twin and was adopted from an orphanage from Romania. He grew up in Wisconsin and is the perfect mix of farm boy and Hollywood, minus the farm. He is very athletic and has no patience.

Jason likes to refer to people as his friend, even though they met once at a pool party. Jason is loyal.

Jason is kind. Jason is smart. Jason is important.

by Jstaub1992 November 23, 2021

Jason

An expert in the study of buildings, often hoisted by their own petard. Often found in positions of middle management roles, Jasons have a tendency to blame juniors for adverse situations of their own making. They then tend to shout very loudly, albeit meaninglessly.

I thought you were going to leave the cupboard so we could get inside. You Jasoned it!

by Mop_exoskeleton February 23, 2024

Jason

Extremely gay like so gay he surpasses all gayness.

He is very Jason.

by Awshithewegoagain April 27, 2025

Jason

When you pull a Jason you are so drunk that you try to walk through a drive thru.

Dude did you see that guy pull a Jason last night when we walked out of the bar?

by The Office of the special coun May 16, 2020

Jason

either one of the realest or fakest mf you will EVER meet. DO NOT trust them with your personal information they will black mail yo ass 😭🙏

“Yo, this jason kid fake asf.”
“Ikr.”

by https.kimikoaa January 6, 2024

Jason Girl

A Jason Girl is a girl who is in between being considered too fat for sex and just slim enough.

Oh yikes he brought a jason girl to prom

by Ashoota June 4, 2024