black Irish tea

Dark colored tea, most Irish people have had it before. Has quite a bit of caffeine.

Girl: My favorite drink is black Irish tea.

by thatgirlwhostares April 21, 2020

Irish I’m Coming

When somebody says that they are coming to your event(for sure) and doesn’t show up.

Jeff gave us the old “Irish I’m coming” and decided not to show up! What a dick!!

by Lumpymfd July 24, 2020

Irish Lobtail Faux

Whilst a father, son, and gangbang, the son creams in the daughter and the father takes his dick out of the daugthers ass/mouth/vag, and slurps on his son's cum out of his daugther's dripping pussy.

Hey Zach, you know what a Irish Lobtail Faux is?
Is it to do with being drunk?
No, that's racist. Think you, actually don't, i's too deprived...., you know what, fuck it.... think you, fucking your sister with your dad. And you finish inside her and your dad sucks it up.
The fucks wrong with you?
It's a real thing. Look on Urban dictionary.

by Dongerz February 25, 2021

Irish Christmas Tree

A bush where someone has hung a bag of dog shit, like some disgusting decoration on a Christmas Tree.

You should probably walk on the other side of the street. Theres an Irish Christmas Tree up ahead.

by thecelticworrier April 20, 2021

Great Irish Challenge

Similar to the Great American Challenge

Stage One:

Irish Car Bombs

Stage Two:

Finish your Guinness

(With fries)

Stage Three:

Hustle around the block, each swaddling a beer, and whoever comes last has to do a jig, everyone opens the can above their head

(Mashed potatoes)

Stage Four:

Eat bowl of lucky charms with Irish cream
(One big bowl with many spoons)

(Baked potatoes)

Stage Five:

Pass around 4 40s and the bjong to remember what was lost
Say a limerick before you get bjong access (pen and paper on the porch)

Final Stage:

Find pre-hidden item (shamrock or smething) ((make Matt hide it))

(End with latkes)

bob: bro we did the great irish challenge last night!
gus: wow! im allergic to potatoes!

by Fionn69 July 3, 2022

Irish Road Hog

When you gran the balls and proceed to give them an Indian burn,slow, but painful.

My girlfriend so freaky yesterday she gave me the Irish Road Hog

by Dbsb3272Globeabb August 25, 2021

Irish hat trick

Act of balancing a hard hat on your shaft with no hands after looking at a transsexuals instagram photo(will be perceived as balancing on the brim of the hard hat)

Damn that picture had me doing an Irish hat trick in front of my coworkers.

by Bigweenie86 March 19, 2023