WORK SPECTATING

When you're surfing the internet, and your nosey co-workers comment on your "not working".

My co-workers here are always work spectating. I was shooting off a quick email to my husband in Iraq and they are always saying I'm not doing my workload! Funny, they are too busy seeing what everyone else is doing and NOT doing their work!!

by N-GIRL January 19, 2009

Work Sweater

Chest hair shaved to have the borders of a sweater. When done with adequate amounts of full, thick chest hair, it can substitute for an actual sweater when you are short on clothing.

Henry: "Dude, have you seen Chad's work sweater?"
Frank: "Yeah, man. Even when he got no clothes, he still ready for work."

by Phyllis Frankweiler January 23, 2014

Work pyjamas

Loose trousers that feel like pyjamas but are acceptable to wear at work.

I love my work pyjamas, they are so comfortable!

by Missjess182 July 9, 2014

Work chicken

Work chicken is a game, played at work where two or more players try to avoid doing anything to do with their job. The last player to stay idle wins.

"It's so easy playing work chicken with Cal, he's such a tool!"

by PluckyJoe July 17, 2014

Working Bee

The illusion of work conducted by a crew under the influence of a captain in an alcoholic state.

A working bee must be completed prior to summer shenanigans aboard the captains boat

by Captain My Captain... October 13, 2014

work camouflage

Camouflaging yourself at work to blend in with or behind the furniture while you slack. Typically done the day before a vacation or on a Friday.

Man, I didn’t get anything done today. My work camouflage was in full effect.

by ColdsmokeMT August 31, 2015

work that lemon

throw it back with bad intentions

Brianna ran into her ex at the club so she made sure to work that lemon.

by sickomode69 June 30, 2019