When he thinks it's a good idea to ejaculate on your head, and it's not. Days later, after not Q-tipping properly, white waffle shaped debris falls from the ear commonly during Sunday brunch.
At Sunday brunch, Erin's Dad sees something fall from Erin's ear. He picks it up with his finger. ERIN'S DAD: (to Erin) "Look pumpkin, looks like a dead piece of skin. Someone needs to moisturize." ERIN'S MOM: "Oh, she moisturizes alright." Erin looks to her mother stunned. Meanwhile, unbeknownst to ERIN'S Dad, the "dead piece of skin" falls into his bottomless Mojito. He takes a drink. Erin's mom laughs, "Hey, lemme know how that Alabama ear waffle tastes." Erin and Erin's Mom high five and crack up laughing.
by Terio Marin May 19, 2016
by fighting dog trainer January 27, 2011
Noun
The act of performing cunnilingus on an older woman.
Examples: "I heard Nick got dust behind his ears with Miss Ellen"
The act of performing cunnilingus on an older woman.
Examples: "I heard Nick got dust behind his ears with Miss Ellen"
by Sandy Snatchflap May 12, 2019
Men: Whatever you do, don't let your flaps down.
After a night when temperatures dipped to minus 25 Celsius, at least nine out of every ten male Muscovites wore their fur hats Tuesday with the flaps folded up, leaving their ears exposed in various shades of red and blue.
"Are you cold? I'm not, and I've been standing here all day!" said Vasily Chura, a cheerful traffic police officer posted on Arbat Square. As thermometers in downtown Moscow edged to just above minus 20, the flaps on his shapka were neatly tied on top.
"We're Russian people," he added. "We're used to it."
Alexei Kalimov, a 70-year-old pensioner who wisely wore his flaps down, had a more sober explanation for the ear-flap phenomenon. "They are trying to show off their toughness, endurance and manliness," he said as he tapped his feet to keep them warm. "Often they will put on a hat but keep their chests bare, especially in Siberia."
After a night when temperatures dipped to minus 25 Celsius, at least nine out of every ten male Muscovites wore their fur hats Tuesday with the flaps folded up, leaving their ears exposed in various shades of red and blue.
"Are you cold? I'm not, and I've been standing here all day!" said Vasily Chura, a cheerful traffic police officer posted on Arbat Square. As thermometers in downtown Moscow edged to just above minus 20, the flaps on his shapka were neatly tied on top.
"We're Russian people," he added. "We're used to it."
Alexei Kalimov, a 70-year-old pensioner who wisely wore his flaps down, had a more sober explanation for the ear-flap phenomenon. "They are trying to show off their toughness, endurance and manliness," he said as he tapped his feet to keep them warm. "Often they will put on a hat but keep their chests bare, especially in Siberia."
by Muzhiki March 09, 2015
NB: You will be subject to this expression when in the immediate presence of one Geoffrey "Goffton" Pryor and/or one Michael "Toe-Rag" Deville.
1) One who usually has little to no idea of what place they hold in any given situation.
2) A person who makes irrational and/or unsubstantiated claims... with absolutely no factual integrity.
3) A simpleton who initiates and/or partakes in linguistic transfers with others of a higher intelligence, and performs any of the following:
a) Speaks out of term.
b) Utilises words and/or expressions they don't even understand.
c) Breaks a quality conversation to speak of a much less valued topic.
d) Makes unwarranted fallacious claims and/or foul assertions.
1) One who usually has little to no idea of what place they hold in any given situation.
2) A person who makes irrational and/or unsubstantiated claims... with absolutely no factual integrity.
3) A simpleton who initiates and/or partakes in linguistic transfers with others of a higher intelligence, and performs any of the following:
a) Speaks out of term.
b) Utilises words and/or expressions they don't even understand.
c) Breaks a quality conversation to speak of a much less valued topic.
d) Makes unwarranted fallacious claims and/or foul assertions.
1)
Nicky: How many shots on that hole Deville?
Deville: I think I just 'birdied' that hole mate.
Nicky: You're off you ear!
2)
Goffton: Hey Nicky, you should try this awesome beer... it's my favourite.
Nicky: What beer is that mate?
Goffton: It's called 'Foster's LiteIce'.
Nicky: You're off your ear!
Nicky: How many shots on that hole Deville?
Deville: I think I just 'birdied' that hole mate.
Nicky: You're off you ear!
2)
Goffton: Hey Nicky, you should try this awesome beer... it's my favourite.
Nicky: What beer is that mate?
Goffton: It's called 'Foster's LiteIce'.
Nicky: You're off your ear!
by KyanCan April 20, 2010
Ear wax shaming example
Evie:Have you seen weems ears? They're so waxy!
Mr Barley:Don't Ear wax shame weem!
Evie:Have you seen weems ears? They're so waxy!
Mr Barley:Don't Ear wax shame weem!
by Ear wax shaming December 27, 2022
by Erenstoe420 January 11, 2021