It's been weeks

It is an expression used when someone hasn't noticed that their nicknames are being changed.

OMG! It's been weeks and he still hasn't noticed that his nickname was changed to "I'm gay"

by Maestro Divider December 26, 2022

Ark Week

Een week waarbij Ark Survival Evolved full time gespeeld wordt.

Ik heb echt zin in ark week!

by Mr Ark Week October 1, 2025

Next week

Euphemism for “never” or a subtle way of saying “I don’t give a fuck about it; fuck off and stop bothering me.”

Customer: Hi, my server is rebooting randomly.

Seller: hallo, reboot issue fix next week.

by LETian September 11, 2024

Shark Week

When it looks like your woman was eaten out by a shark for a week straight.

Symptoms of shark week
-anger and sadness for no good reason

-excessive hunger
-sometimes being extremely horny
-pain in the abdomen (and no don’t compare pain you never experienced to being kicked in the balls or you will be kicked in the balls)

The only way to neutralize the problem:

a: by giving food

b: doing everything she says
c.try not to show your disgust because you have no idea what we are going through
c: make her feel better (seriously guys if you want to be the best boyfriend be kind and understanding)

(Btw this was written by a girl)

Girl: fuck! My side is in so much pain!

Guy: is it your appendix?

Girl: no it’s shark week fucking dumbass!

Guy: no that’s in the sum- ohhhh

by Madforgames1 January 29, 2022

Beef week

When someone is on their period.

Man, there's an iron smelling musk in the air. It must be beef week.

by Neeneejeejee April 11, 2024

Fool's Week

Working 5 days or more in a 7 day week.

1. My life sucks working a fool's week.
2. Full week to me is 3 or 4 days after that you are just working a fool's week!

by mesupporter February 1, 2022

on week

On week: A term guys use towards women who are being jerks/bitches for no apparent reason. Can be used in a derogatory way if combined with the “forbidden words,” bitch and whore.
Ex: Your such a bitch Cassie. Are you on week right now? Fucking whore.

Cassie: I fucking hate you John. Kill yourself.
Daniel: *whisper to john* Damn bro.
John: What a bitch. She must be on week.

by BigOlMassDebater January 31, 2024