im off ts

Im over this

only the first day back and im off ts

by Cay._. January 3, 2024

Im not comfortable

If your crush says this to you when you ask her out she dose not like and is loveless

(You) “Hey I like you wanna date?”
(Crush) “Im not comfortable”

by 𝚄𝚗𝚔𝚗𝚘𝚠𝚗 October 7, 2022

im not your fans

If you want to unfollow someone, make sure you remove they from your followers list, im not your fans.

"who are you?"

"im not your fans def-"

by your beloved fans January 11, 2024

disco stick (if yknow what im sayin)

transportation used to interrupt the atmosphere with the asian birthday boy calculating mantenance

bro im ridin that disco stick (if yknow what im sayin) rlly hard

by uh idk lol June 7, 2023

oh good heavens im about to splurge

Something you say when you are about to buss but want to sound like a gentleman.

Person 1:Man, this chick was blowing me so good... just as I dropped my load I said "Oh good heavens im about to splurge.
Person 2: Woah dude, thats crazy you sounded like a total gentleman when you said "oh good heavens im about to splurge.

by Isator November 14, 2023

st veronica ims

literally the most trash school ever w the worst staff and nasty ass lunches this school is like prison i

“st veronica ims is trash”

by big booty jawn August 5, 2021

ARGGFHGHDG IM FUCKING DYINFG

Mister Krabs from the cartoon SpongeBob SquarePants get a heart attack and exclaims that he is dying.

"ARGGFHGHDG IM FUCKING DYINFG"
"Huh?"
"MISTERRR SQUIDWARDDDDD"
"You should go outside more often, man."

by Ratts2474 August 14, 2024