by thefailtheory January 11, 2018

This is what someone exclaims out of anger and frustration when someone touches them in an undesired and inappropriate manner. Basically telling someone to keep their hands off of them. It does not have to be sexual, however, it typically is.
Boo: "So, I was with Louis last night and he was too much!"
Stu: "Sorry, Boo. What did he do?"
Boo: "He put his hand on the chair when I was sitting down to try to peel the peach. I saw it and I yelled, I am not your phone! I left and made a post. Everybody knows!"
Stu: "Sorry, Boo. What did he do?"
Boo: "He put his hand on the chair when I was sitting down to try to peel the peach. I saw it and I yelled, I am not your phone! I left and made a post. Everybody knows!"
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by Kob07 May 21, 2018

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by Cornell_Cornelius_Cornbob June 1, 2024

Hym "I AM the risk! That's what I meant to say. I'm not anything. I AM things. Right? Like, it's a part of the I.P."
by Hym Iam March 14, 2024
