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In-House Jerk

When the tip of one’s penis is inside of another’s vagina or anus, and then jerked off until finishing inside.
Last night I had a threesome with Jessica and Haley, which ended with an In-House Jerk.
by Treeguts December 23, 2018
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Cursed House

The building on rebirth island in between Nova-6 Factory and Harbor.
The sniper is in the top of Cursed House
by WildGlizzyGaming February 14, 2022
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House Lunch

A "house lunch" is an alternative phrase instead of "Nooner" for those who live close to work.
"We could eat at a near-by restaurant or we could have the house lunch."

"Instead of eating at work, I was thinking of meeting you for a house lunch."
by Ruby Blake May 26, 2009
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House Editing

The common use of artificial intelligence, 3D printing, robots, and computers to change, add onto, or remove features from your home.
Ernie: Hey John how about the two of us go grab a beer after work?

John: I'd love to Ernie but I need to get home before my wife does today. She texted me that she was going to do some more of her ingenious house editing.

Ernie: What is it this time John?

John: She wants to add a greenhouse onto the garage. I told her my car and tools would rust, but she won't listen, so I'm gonna go smash that damn AI toolset terminal of hers!
by 2020+32 January 3, 2021
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tough house

A hard ass who is compelled to make their toughness known by making ridiculous threats, accusations, etc...
"Holy shit you god damn tough house!"
"What? you gonna stab me you toughy-tough-tough house?"
by thedoodler June 5, 2005
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Jerry’s House

Hey, what are you doing here? You think you can just walk barge into my house like that? Really? Have some manners!

Well actually, my name isn’t Jerry, so this isn’t my house either… but that’s besides the point!

You better get out of here! I mean it! I have Jerry’s phone number, I can call him right now! Actually, I can’t do that, because then he’ll wonder why I’m at his house in the first place.

Whatever, I was about to leave anyways, stay as long as you want, I guess.
When Jerry finally arrived at Jerry’s House exhausted form a very long day, he was surprised to find two people arguing in his living room that he’d never seen before. Naturally, he called the cops, and they won’t to prison… including Jerry, the cops arrested him too.
by My name isn’t jerry July 4, 2021
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traquair house

A rlly cool place where u can drink beer, get lost in a maze and see goats climb up a wooden thing
I like traquair house
U cool
by Iamthesky August 5, 2017
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