by deadhomies July 30, 2017
Get the dead homies mug.Adj; also known as "slut", "whore", "Sarah". (Also see "desperate") Will pursue your husband relentlessly, even after he tells her he's getting back with his wife, and changes his phone number. Characteristics: Lying - ie: "you won't see my number or texts anymore, trust me!" (Still calls and texts) "I'm not the home wrecker you think I am!". Cannot decipher the difference between dreams and reality. Will go to extreme lengths to try and draw your husband away from you, including creeping to his truck and leaving psychotic notes. Cowardly- makes sure to avoid you (the wife) at all costs, and any form of confrontation. Delusional- thinks they "love" a man that lied to them just to get in their pants. Thinks they have a chance of breaking up a marriage that they cannot. Thinks they're better than the married mans wife (in correspondence to "distorted reality", where they clearly haven't comprehended the extreme difference between what they look like..and what his wife looks like). Homely- looks like they shop at K-mart in the "teen" section.
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A connection between two, or a group of homies that isn't gay but goes far beyond just the average hand shake.
Homie 2: Aye Bro What's Up
Homie 1: Idk, I've had a bad day -_-
Homie 2: I know what I can do to cheer you up *unzips Homie 1's pants*
(15 minutes later)
Homie 1: Man, I feel much better
Random Ass Dude: Huh, that's pretty gay
Homie 1 and 2: Nah bro, It's Homiesexual, just cheering my boy up.
Homie 1: Idk, I've had a bad day -_-
Homie 2: I know what I can do to cheer you up *unzips Homie 1's pants*
(15 minutes later)
Homie 1: Man, I feel much better
Random Ass Dude: Huh, that's pretty gay
Homie 1 and 2: Nah bro, It's Homiesexual, just cheering my boy up.
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Get the Sweet home Alabama mug.Government service jargon and employee shorthand for defrauding taxpayers. Used as a noun, and certainly never as a verb, it describes a state-of-being generally accompanied by euphoria and giddiness from stealing from the “man.” Except, in this case, it is not the “man”, it is the people. The state-of-being derives from sweet contracting side gigs while sitting at home on the government dime, saving both on childcare and gasoline for your new sweet SUV that you only have drive to “work” two days a week.
Although the state-of-being is generally continuous, it is sometimes interrupted by home chores, trips to Sam’s Club, meetings with side gig clients, and lines at Starbucks. The state-of-being is highly contagious among peers, and newcomers are taught to be giant assholes by the veterans until the impotent management says “fuck it, I’d rather these turds stay at home in bliss than interrupt my web surfing, and if I am the only one at work, it makes me look important.”
Although the state-of-being is generally continuous, it is sometimes interrupted by home chores, trips to Sam’s Club, meetings with side gig clients, and lines at Starbucks. The state-of-being is highly contagious among peers, and newcomers are taught to be giant assholes by the veterans until the impotent management says “fuck it, I’d rather these turds stay at home in bliss than interrupt my web surfing, and if I am the only one at work, it makes me look important.”
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