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Holding Sausage

The act of being gay - created by Harry

Most commonly used as “pub talk”
“Hi I’m Constantinos and I like holding sausage”
“Sorry I don’t like girls cus I am holding sausage”
“ I used to be straight but then I held some sausage for the first time and I never looked back👀”
by Dr Chef June 26, 2020
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Hold the Broccoli, Bro

(in conversation) a phrase to reject someone telling you the gossip or news (of a negative connotation); antonym of “Spill the Tea, Sis
Person 1: Hey, so I’ve got some bad news…
Person 2: Nu-Uh. Hold the broccoli, bro.

Alternatively
Person 1: Yo! I’ve got piping hot tea!
Person 2: Hold the broccoli, bro. I’ve got a test in half an hour and I know whatever you want to tell me will just distract me.
by sethsdog1102 May 5, 2022
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What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to perianal abscesses.
Person 1: Are you addicted to perianal abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Angel Jose Robles Holding Onto A Choke Of A Lifetime For The Universe (Bachlut's Electrical Synergy)
by LeSouffleDeVersailles February 1, 2025
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The Choke Hold

When you get a chubby in public and have to tuck it under your waistband or belt to conceal.
Dude I was at Taco Bell the other day and got a boner in my gray sweatpants, I had to give it the choke hold so your mom couldn't see it.
by anonymous January 21, 2025
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Hippie Hold

When you're smoking somebody out, after they get a hit or so you hold on to the piece for and extra amount of time when you know they're really jonesing and make them listen to your stories that take forever to tell. (usually your already in the right state of mind).
"Yeah man, that was a totally awesome Hippie Hold we pulled on ken earlier!" said Clayton to Autumn. "Yeah no doubt!"
by clayjay April 14, 2010
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Shot hold

The act of a male holding in his ejaculation during orgasm.
Dude instead of pulling out I shot holded my cum. Best feeling ever.
by God Brothers December 24, 2021
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National hold hands day

The day where you have to hold hands with your girl or with your crush on December 12th
Hold hands day, in your house or class with your crush or girl, today National Hold Hands Day is the day where you have to hold hands with your girl or crush
by Yes ness December 11, 2019
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