A shitty high school filled with douchers that are just trying to get their dicks wet and sluts that'll take off their shirts after one strawberrita. Nicknamed "Smoke Park", it also is infested with pot heads that are simply dumb enough to bring Mary Jane on school grounds. Everything about this place sucks major ass except the potato bowl Tuesday's. God bless them taters.
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Get the oak park high school mug.Basically a large building with students ranging from 13-18 years of age, where we supposedly are taught facts and dates to prepare us for our work lives. There are certain genres that any high school student knows about, and if you are any high school student, you also know that it is impossible to get through highschool without being labelled as one of these people. Here are most of the genres at my school:
Preps: Usually a large group of cheerleaders/jocks, wear bright clothes, get along with lots of people. They are active in school activities and school spirit, and their music range is probably the highest and largest of any of the groups, because it is not defined.
Punks*: Smaller group of anti-establishment students. Many of which the school faculty hates, and tries to get in trouble sometimes. Punks can be classified by the music they listen to, and their appearance. Of course, many students treat emo as punk, and because many students are emo, punk is slowly becoming emo. But with real punks, that is not the case. Real punks know better, and label the emo listeners as "posers".
* Not all punks are anti-establishment.
Wiggers: Basically white people fitting in with the black people, pretending to be the black people, or actually thinking that they are black. They mostly listen to annoying rap with huge bass, that they like to cruise around in their car listening to, at a volume that gives most people brain damage. Wiggers travel in huge packs, and like to beat up people who well, aren't wiggers. Wiggers usually exclaim annoying slang terms like "werd" and "what up", and it is quite unusual for a wigger to say 10 words without saying one of these slang terms.
Blacks: Like wiggers(see above) but with black skin.
Emokids: Large group of posers, most of which who skate, and listen to bands like Taking Back Sunday, The Used etc. etc. Most emokids have a hugely abnormal emotional range, and break down at the slightest things(their girlfriend dumps them, they see a dead squirrel, etc). Many, if not all, emokids think they are punk, and try to express this by wearing black clothes, talking in monotonous voices, wearing old school converse shoes, punk bracelets, and so on.
Nerds: The definition of Nerd has varied greatly, but a Nerd remains someone with a higher intelligence that likes to show it off. Most nerds are physically unable to perform simple feats, and test their brain power with activities like chess club, etc. They resort to video games because they have no social life. Basically all the nerds in the school form together to make a supergroup, in most schools anyway, and stick with this group all through highschool.
Goths: The smallest group in the school. Usually dress in black clothing, and have no regard for popular culture. Goths, most of the time, become friends with others. Many goths don't care about labels, and are friends with everyone, but those who are culturally stereotypical talk about goths behind their backs.
Bullies: A cowardly group of students that bother others and make their school life a living hell, through verbal and physical intimidation. Many have had a hard life growing up, and they resort to the unhappiness of others to make it through their pointless existence.
Jocks: Jocks are a large group of students that are egotistical, popular and good at physical sports. Many say they rule the school, but there are other groups that could lead the school if they truly wanted to. Many jocks are bullies, and bother nerds quite a lot. The only way Nerds can make it day by day is the dream that some day those jocks will be the ones flipping the burgers for the nerds.
Skinheads: A small group of punks/goths/normal people that have a hgih resilience to pain, and go around beating everything up. They have a low tolerance for people that get in their way, and very little of them care about school.
Normal people: Basically a bunch of introverts, or extroverts that don't fit into a specific genre because they don't keep up with popular culture and dress in normal bland clothes.
Teachers(1): A bunch of egotistical, mindless ignorant morons that treat everyone in the school like kids, and have no tolerance or very little tolerance for anything that isn't what they want it to be.
Teachers(2): A fun-loving brand of teacher that plays games with the class if they finish their work. This brand of teacher understands kids more, and treats them like adults. Many of these teachers keep up with popular culture.
Principal: A high figure, that many, many people would like to beat up or injure. Usually a male, and quite egotistical, a principal has very little tolerance for anything, and
will suspend/expel students for pretty much anything. Most principals look for reasons to bother students.
So there you have it, That's pretty much high school in a nutshell. But I have one last thing to say: School may be necessary in this society, but sometimes the teachers push us too far. With the stupid work and mindless ignorance, also the idiotic parents that bother and punish us for betting "Cs and Ds", No wonder so many people are taking out a gun and killing their highschool comrades.
Thats all I have to say for now.
- Jordan
Preps: Usually a large group of cheerleaders/jocks, wear bright clothes, get along with lots of people. They are active in school activities and school spirit, and their music range is probably the highest and largest of any of the groups, because it is not defined.
Punks*: Smaller group of anti-establishment students. Many of which the school faculty hates, and tries to get in trouble sometimes. Punks can be classified by the music they listen to, and their appearance. Of course, many students treat emo as punk, and because many students are emo, punk is slowly becoming emo. But with real punks, that is not the case. Real punks know better, and label the emo listeners as "posers".
* Not all punks are anti-establishment.
Wiggers: Basically white people fitting in with the black people, pretending to be the black people, or actually thinking that they are black. They mostly listen to annoying rap with huge bass, that they like to cruise around in their car listening to, at a volume that gives most people brain damage. Wiggers travel in huge packs, and like to beat up people who well, aren't wiggers. Wiggers usually exclaim annoying slang terms like "werd" and "what up", and it is quite unusual for a wigger to say 10 words without saying one of these slang terms.
Blacks: Like wiggers(see above) but with black skin.
Emokids: Large group of posers, most of which who skate, and listen to bands like Taking Back Sunday, The Used etc. etc. Most emokids have a hugely abnormal emotional range, and break down at the slightest things(their girlfriend dumps them, they see a dead squirrel, etc). Many, if not all, emokids think they are punk, and try to express this by wearing black clothes, talking in monotonous voices, wearing old school converse shoes, punk bracelets, and so on.
Nerds: The definition of Nerd has varied greatly, but a Nerd remains someone with a higher intelligence that likes to show it off. Most nerds are physically unable to perform simple feats, and test their brain power with activities like chess club, etc. They resort to video games because they have no social life. Basically all the nerds in the school form together to make a supergroup, in most schools anyway, and stick with this group all through highschool.
Goths: The smallest group in the school. Usually dress in black clothing, and have no regard for popular culture. Goths, most of the time, become friends with others. Many goths don't care about labels, and are friends with everyone, but those who are culturally stereotypical talk about goths behind their backs.
Bullies: A cowardly group of students that bother others and make their school life a living hell, through verbal and physical intimidation. Many have had a hard life growing up, and they resort to the unhappiness of others to make it through their pointless existence.
Jocks: Jocks are a large group of students that are egotistical, popular and good at physical sports. Many say they rule the school, but there are other groups that could lead the school if they truly wanted to. Many jocks are bullies, and bother nerds quite a lot. The only way Nerds can make it day by day is the dream that some day those jocks will be the ones flipping the burgers for the nerds.
Skinheads: A small group of punks/goths/normal people that have a hgih resilience to pain, and go around beating everything up. They have a low tolerance for people that get in their way, and very little of them care about school.
Normal people: Basically a bunch of introverts, or extroverts that don't fit into a specific genre because they don't keep up with popular culture and dress in normal bland clothes.
Teachers(1): A bunch of egotistical, mindless ignorant morons that treat everyone in the school like kids, and have no tolerance or very little tolerance for anything that isn't what they want it to be.
Teachers(2): A fun-loving brand of teacher that plays games with the class if they finish their work. This brand of teacher understands kids more, and treats them like adults. Many of these teachers keep up with popular culture.
Principal: A high figure, that many, many people would like to beat up or injure. Usually a male, and quite egotistical, a principal has very little tolerance for anything, and
will suspend/expel students for pretty much anything. Most principals look for reasons to bother students.
So there you have it, That's pretty much high school in a nutshell. But I have one last thing to say: School may be necessary in this society, but sometimes the teachers push us too far. With the stupid work and mindless ignorance, also the idiotic parents that bother and punish us for betting "Cs and Ds", No wonder so many people are taking out a gun and killing their highschool comrades.
Thats all I have to say for now.
- Jordan
*Nerd walking through school*
"I hope no one bothers me."
*Nerd gets pushed into lockers by Jock*
"Ow, what're you doing that for?"
*Goth walks by*
"Leave him alone, assface."
"Whachoo gonna do, ugly?"
"This!"
*Goth precedes to beat this shit out of Jock*
*Teacher comes in*
"What's going on here?"
*Jock whines*
"He pushed that guy into the lockers, and when I tried to stop him, he punched and kicked me!"
*Teacher talks*
"Is this true? If so you're suspended."
"No, it's not true, he was beating him up, and-"
"Youre going to the office with me, young man."
*Once Teacher is gone, Jock precedes to beat up Nerd*
So, you see, Highschool sucks, and so does everything in it.
"I hope no one bothers me."
*Nerd gets pushed into lockers by Jock*
"Ow, what're you doing that for?"
*Goth walks by*
"Leave him alone, assface."
"Whachoo gonna do, ugly?"
"This!"
*Goth precedes to beat this shit out of Jock*
*Teacher comes in*
"What's going on here?"
*Jock whines*
"He pushed that guy into the lockers, and when I tried to stop him, he punched and kicked me!"
*Teacher talks*
"Is this true? If so you're suspended."
"No, it's not true, he was beating him up, and-"
"Youre going to the office with me, young man."
*Once Teacher is gone, Jock precedes to beat up Nerd*
So, you see, Highschool sucks, and so does everything in it.
by Jordan Clark March 12, 2005
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A high school located in Davie, Fl . The school's main building looks trashy and old, even though they waste money by putting TVs in the lunch room; Thinking we would like it, obviously they failed. The whites think they are black. Dip has been used to replace paint on the walls, and it always smells like pot in the bathrooms. Western has a mass population of druggies, crack whores and rednecks.
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Get the Western High School mug.A singular person or group of people who wear Northface and Air Jordans, NIKE Socks and Sandals (or similar pair of popular footwear) Constantly uses old internet jokes (Ex. Come At Me Bro, The Game ect.) and "That's What She Said". They claim to be popular by working out, act rude to everybody except other douche-bags or the girl they are trying to impress, play nothing but Angry Birds, Modern Warfare 3 and the newest version of the most popular sports game and claim to be a gamer. Has a need to stand in the middle of the hallway. They usually are pretentious, obnoxious and typically have no interesting personality.
NOTE: You can still do these things and be a good, clever and interesting person. (But just not many people who do these things are.)
NOTE: You can still do these things and be a good, clever and interesting person. (But just not many people who do these things are.)
High School Douche-Bag: *Walks into class late while everyone is reading and accidentally trip on someone's backpack*
"Come at me bro!"
*Then sits and plays with phone all class period while talking loudly to friends*
Me: *Whispers to friend*
High School Douche-Bag: *Looks at me and says:* "You guys, I'm trying to read here so can you be quiet"
*Goes back to talking about the football game to friends*
"Come at me bro!"
*Then sits and plays with phone all class period while talking loudly to friends*
Me: *Whispers to friend*
High School Douche-Bag: *Looks at me and says:* "You guys, I'm trying to read here so can you be quiet"
*Goes back to talking about the football game to friends*
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Get the High School Douche-Bag mug.The school in the middle of no where, girls like to dress like sluts, guys are douches, and the teachers suck mad balls.
by blacklab43 January 2, 2012
Get the Garden Spot High School mug.A showdown. When shyt gets real. A time fights are usually scheduled
Texas slang for the time one usually will get their butt kicked
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Get the High Noon mug.A high school in Montclair, New Jersey. Probably the most unique high school in the country. In this high school, because of the extreme mix of races and social classes, the proximity to Newark, East orange, orange, paterson, and New York, the money provided by the upper class whites, the open campus and non caring security guards, weed is a common bonding practice. Everybody in the 2200 person high school smokes weed, and if you dont everyone knows who you are. Everyone smoked an average of 4 times a day, 2 of those times occuring during school hours. The black people and the white people all bond over big butts and blunts. The atmosphere is that not even close to what you would see anywhere else. The brainiac nerds also happen to be stoned out of their minds 90% of the time. The culture is all aroud weed and the responsibility to do well at the school is all on the student. They can do whatever they want, light up an L on midland ave entrance to school, smoke in a class room, anything. The school is LOOSE. The people are crazy, that shit is intense. The music is primarily rap that they listen to and the students are exposed to EVERYTHING. All of the students use words that end up coming out in rap songs 5 years later. You can't understand these students when they speak, they have their own language. everyone onds over one thing in this 1/2 GHETTO 1/2 PREPPY 1/2 ARTSY 1/2 CRAZY TOWN.... bally.
yo i visited Montclair High School the other day. that shit was loose, i sparked an L right next to the raping security guard then had an orgy with every race.
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