Hard Hoser

When a man ejaculates with such force (usually from being pent up for a while) that the semen excreted is so powerful it looks like water coming out of a hose

I did a Hard Hoser to Hannah last night, Holy shit it was awesome

by Rionox January 24, 2023

fuse is hard

When someone has a fucked up hairline

Boy u look like fuse is hard, that nigga got the most fucked up hairline he be lookin like fuse is hard

by kps_____ August 24, 2018

Hard body

Alcoholic drink consisting of water, vodka, and lime juice

Originating from Virginia

Bartender, can I get another hard body

by shsnitzles January 6, 2021

Hard Comedy

The scene in Death Note where the actor reacts to Ryuk showing up in a ridiculous way like a comedy.

The actor in Death Note acted like he was in a hard comedy

by TavABitch September 1, 2017

Hard Pickleback

When a girl takes a shot of vodka and the guy takes his wiener from the pickle jar and inserts it into her mouth.

“Our date went pretty good. We started out with dinner, then shots of vodka, and it then he gave me a hard pickleback! “
“I could tell the bartender liked me when he offered me a hard pickleback.”
“I knew he had a big dick when I asked him for a hard pickleback and he told me we would need to get a barrel.”

by Phoenixisonfire January 23, 2021

HARD DK

Hard dk, a donkey Kong amibo made by the brilliant mind of alpharad a youtuber. As hard dk is one of the strongest Amibos able to beat pro smash bros players.

Hard dk is dancing he’s going for an up smash

by The Lad(official) December 3, 2020

Hard Attack

When a officer has a panic attack that raises their blood pressure, then psychs themself out and belives they may be having a Heart Attack needs an ambulance to evaluate their health.

Tom is having a "Hard Attack" hurry get him a shot of "Normasaline"

by FireSlayer69 November 29, 2018