"We could eat at a near-by restaurant or we could have the house lunch."
"Instead of eating at work, I was thinking of meeting you for a house lunch."
"Instead of eating at work, I was thinking of meeting you for a house lunch."
by Ruby Blake May 26, 2009
Get the House Lunchmug. Hey, what are you doing here? You think you can just walk barge into my house like that? Really? Have some manners!
Well actually, my name isn’t Jerry, so this isn’t my house either… but that’s besides the point!
You better get out of here! I mean it! I have Jerry’s phone number, I can call him right now! Actually, I can’t do that, because then he’ll wonder why I’m at his house in the first place.
Whatever, I was about to leave anyways, stay as long as you want, I guess.
Well actually, my name isn’t Jerry, so this isn’t my house either… but that’s besides the point!
You better get out of here! I mean it! I have Jerry’s phone number, I can call him right now! Actually, I can’t do that, because then he’ll wonder why I’m at his house in the first place.
Whatever, I was about to leave anyways, stay as long as you want, I guess.
When Jerry finally arrived at Jerry’s House exhausted form a very long day, he was surprised to find two people arguing in his living room that he’d never seen before. Naturally, he called the cops, and they won’t to prison… including Jerry, the cops arrested him too.
by My name isn’t jerry July 4, 2021
Get the Jerry’s Housemug. The common use of artificial intelligence, 3D printing, robots, and computers to change, add onto, or remove features from your home.
Ernie: Hey John how about the two of us go grab a beer after work?
John: I'd love to Ernie but I need to get home before my wife does today. She texted me that she was going to do some more of her ingenious house editing.
Ernie: What is it this time John?
John: She wants to add a greenhouse onto the garage. I told her my car and tools would rust, but she won't listen, so I'm gonna go smash that damn AI toolset terminal of hers!
John: I'd love to Ernie but I need to get home before my wife does today. She texted me that she was going to do some more of her ingenious house editing.
Ernie: What is it this time John?
John: She wants to add a greenhouse onto the garage. I told her my car and tools would rust, but she won't listen, so I'm gonna go smash that damn AI toolset terminal of hers!
by 2020+32 January 3, 2021
Get the House Editingmug. A House Frock is the shabby chic of casual attire. You feel great in it and your friends silently judge you for how you’ve let yourself go while simultaneously praising you for how “you are just yourself”.
Wow Melanie! I love that adorable house frock! It looks so comfortable and I love how you don’t care and can just be you!
by Grammar polize September 21, 2019
Get the house frockmug. by Italy8811 April 2, 2016
Get the dump housemug. After several attempts at completing his assignment, Tadgh realised his failed efforts could be attributed to his house-brain.
by generalkrull March 23, 2020
Get the House-brainmug. wife : my feet are cold
husband : then put your bed socks on and dont steal the covers for your foot house....
husband : then put your bed socks on and dont steal the covers for your foot house....
by Mathmoss August 20, 2017
Get the foot housemug.