Canada's History

An unspeakable sex act involving Moose horns, maple syrup, and the Stanley Cup.

"Yeah man, we were getting wild last night and I gave her Canada's History!!"

by AdrenoKr0m3 February 4, 2010

canada's history

Recently the comedian known as stephen colbert was in vancouver checking out the olympics when he was eaten by the mighty canadian grizzly bear!

"The future of canada's history looks alot brighter than that broke ass neighbor to the south!"

by egokills February 17, 2010

Canada's History

That process of being in the front row to the greatest show on earth. After they stopped using maple syrup as lube and quit shoving antlers in their beavers, they noticed the ballers below them in the United States, and have been watching ever since.

Damn, Canada's History used to be so hot and sticky, but at least our igloos aren't melting anymore.

by ColbertNation2010 February 4, 2010

Canada's History

to have sex with a moose while covered with maple syrup and gravy while neil young plays in the backround. and the beaver watches

Hey lets do some of canada's history

by Dillsnufus February 5, 2010

Canada's History

A grotesque method of killing small kittens.

The man was found guilty of animal abuse for committing Canada's History

by stephencolbert2345 February 4, 2010

canada's history

a canuck guzzling maple syrup while jacking off in a beaver's tail and getting rammed from behind by moose antlers.

I just did canada's history for five hours last night

by colbertnation90806708 February 8, 2010

Canada's History

Standard-issue Canadian toilet paper that costs $6.95 a month. Formerly The Beaver.

"Mom! We're all out of Canada's History!"

by Lawncare February 4, 2010