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gooch astronaut

A move when making an attack on another's gooch (see gooch attack) when you pick the victim up with one arm and gooch them with the other while they are in the air

You can have two or more attacks to have one pick up the victim and the other gooch attack
dude I was laying on the couch when Andrew picked me up and Nick gooched the hell out of me, i got gooch astronauted hard

i gooch astronauted your sister
by Pickles Pickles August 10, 2011
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gooch wonder

often referred to as the "wonder gooch"

a move made while trying to gooch attack a friend where they are sitting down and you pick up their legs to make their gooch vulnerable and gooch them
I thought my gooch was safe cuz i was sitting on a chair but Andrew picked up my legs into the air and got me on the gooch wonder
by Pickles Pickles August 11, 2011
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gooch five

the act of swinging one's testicles back in forth causing them the make a slapping noise upon contact with the gooch.
Man I'm gonna nailed her so hard i gooch five myself all night.
by RedAtomsk August 20, 2011
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Gloshenhargen

The German slang for rain boots, related to galoshes. Nick name for a war strategy involving an attack during the rain, when the trenches were flooded.
Hitler ordered the Gloshenhargen plan.

Man, it's raining hard... I wish I brought my gloshenhargen!
by MGRT418 June 19, 2012
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Goochin it

The act of looking like you are in complete control yet have no idea what you are doing or what is going on around you whilst being scared shitless.
Dude, you got this?

Yea, man. I'm totally goochin it.
by Xanddori October 18, 2012
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Goochitis

Noun - frequently used as a medical term to diagnose unknown diseases, conditions and/or symptoms that afflict young, crazy motherfuckers.
"Sheesh, Chris, what the hell is that weird rash on your leg."

"I'm not sure, Bob. Doctor's have no clue. They think it's Goochitis."
by Muffin35 July 21, 2012
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Gooching

When a male on male penis docking goes wrong and both penis end up pointing upwards with the end result of their gooch's touching
Father and son at the beach
"Hey dad why are thoes two males standing so close in the water"
"They are probably just gooching"
by urban worrior hero April 4, 2014
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