Green Day Know-It-All

1. A person who thinks they know EVERYTHING about Green Day but they honestly don't

2. People who spell Billie Joe Armstong's name 'Billy' and think they are 100% correct while real Green Day fans know its B-i-l-l-i-e NOT B-i-l-l-y

1
Green Day Know-it-All: "omg Green Day is awesome! i know like everythinggggg about them!"

real GD fans: "really then when is Billie's b-day?"

know-it-all: "feb. 17"

real GD fan: "yea.......... well if u really know EVERYTHINGGG about them, when was the band assembled?"

know-it-all: "......uh......ummm......2003?"

real GD fans: ".......oh my god....... -___-"

2
know-it-all: "(texting his/her friend): omg!!! did u c Billy Joe Armstrong last night on that award show?!?!?!"

real GD fan (relpying): "yea he looked sooo hot but ITS B-I-L-L-I-E! BILLIE! NOT B-I-L-L-Y!!!!!

by Green Day Luva 217 <3 November 22, 2011

Green Stop Sign

Mixed signals, most commonly coming from the fairer sex.

We were in the club and she was dressed pretty slutty and dancing pretty dirty, but kept pushing me away. She really threw up the ol' green stop sign for me.

by Satchmo II February 17, 2005

Green Day

A Punk Rock/Pop band from Oakland, California. Started out in 1986 as sweet children and later changed their names into green day. Started releasing music as independant artists and in 1993 signed to a major label to release their hit classic, Dookie, which would go on to sell 15million copies worldwide. After their 1995 album Insomniac, the band would expirment with other genres such as hardcore punk, ballads and folk punk (as seen in Nimrod and Warning). The band's latest album, American Idiot, shows them experimenting with rock operas and more politically driven lyrics, as well as a less distortant, cleaner sound. Their new, political, left wing image caused many older GD fans to critisize them as "sell - outs" when they had been on a major label for over ten years. Sadly, most of their new fans only know them from American Idiot and never heard the old green day, who sounded more like a mixture of the Sex Pistols and The Ramones.

Haven't you ever heard wake me up when september ends? It's fucking great!

Haven't you ever heard Brain Stew, poser Green Day fan?

by BrandonRamone April 24, 2008

Green Eyes

The most beautiful, and the rarest eye color. Other women don't have them tend to be jealous of women with green eyes because they're so unique. Brown eyes are common, and blue eyes look generic!

Guy 1: That woman is drop dead gorgeous!
Guys 2: It's because she has green eyes! They're so much better than blue eyes!

by nbunch81 August 29, 2018

Green Hornet

A masked crusader against crime, not unlike Batman. The Green Hornet is Britt Reid, wealthy newspaperman by day, by night, he is the Green Hornet. He, along with his manservant Kato, battle against the criminal element, while being hunted by the police themselves. Their tools in the war against crime are The Black Beauty, the Green Hornet's personal car, armed with rockets, smoke screens, oil slicks and brushes to hide tire tracks. Also, Kato is an instrument of masked destruction.

The Green Hornet and Kato stopped those embezzlers for good, before stopping to take a shit on the Batmobile.

by Donut Q. Goodness May 29, 2004

green apple dirties

Diarrhea and cramps, especially when caused by eating too many green apples.

Don't eat too many green apples or else you'll get the green apple dirties.

by t.h. June 11, 2006

green grannies

When you've experienced spinach colored fesces all day long and now it has resulted in green skidmarks on your grannie pannies.

Moesha: "Girl, what be that rank smell?"
Buca Buca: "Ah shoo girl, it just be some green grannies."

by mr.miagi April 20, 2004