I swear to fuck

A saying that many people use when they are about to beat the living shit out of a annoying friend or some 8-year old cringy kid.

Me: I swear to fuck I am going to beat the shit out of you kid
Kid: I bet you won’t!
Me: *start beating shit out of kid*

by BobpieChompers June 26, 2018

he would fuck up a wet dream

A person so incompetent he couldn't even adequately perform a natural function.

Don't trust George with that job. He would fuck up a wet dream.

by barber of seville May 9, 2019

the fuck

A modifier used to intensify a command. Slightly more powerful than "your ass." Appending "bitch" onto the end of the sentence further strengthens the emphasis as well as the condescending power.

From most polite to most offensive/aggressive:
"Please sit down if you would be so kind."
"Sit down, please."
"Sit down."
"Sit your ass down!"
"Sit the fuck down!"
"Sit the fuck down, bitch!"

by Nick D May 22, 2006

fuck that noise

phrase used to dismiss something that's stupid or that you shouldn't bother yourself with (Southern U.S.)

Girl: Tim brought his new girlfriend to my house last night.
Friend: Fuck that noise! You know he's just doing it to make you jealous!

by S.S. Quita April 3, 2005

fuck thyself

A Shakesperian way of saying "fuck you".

- hey girls ! give me the rope...
- fuck thyself !

by Faussaire January 16, 2008

cold as fuck

adjective - used to describe outside weather when it is so cold outside, you are actually forced to put on real shoes, a jacket, and long pants to avoid hypothermia. Usually applies when the temperature is in the 20's or below. Also used as an excuse for not going outside and staying inside all day to watch TV.

Girl: "Would you like to go to the store with me?"

Boy: "Hell no, it's cold as fuck outside."

by sunnyutblonde January 23, 2012

Fuck Knuckle

General dickhead. See also Fucker, Asshole, Cunt et al.

That's not my wife you stoopid fuck knucle!

by Izzy Stewart April 8, 2003