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Fucking tool

1.) Adj. + Noun A person who makes a definition on Urban Dictionary emphasizing how awesome: they, their friends, or the area they live in are/is.

Also pertains to the people who vote those definitions up.

2.) Frat guys in polo shirts and khaki shorts.
1.) Man the guy who wrote the definition for $@ctown is a fucking tool.

2.) Look, all those guys are wearing the same shirt, with the same haircut, the same shorts, and the same flipflops... Fucking tools.
by IFuckingHateTools July 5, 2009
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fucking asshole

People who just go off and block everybody to feel cool.
I'm a fucking asshole so im gonna go block Dylan so i'll be cool!!
by dylan morris July 29, 2007
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fucking awesome

a way to describe the weather
p1: Dude, did you go outside today?
p2: yea
p1: Fucking Awesome
by kRaZyToM April 29, 2004
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fucking good music

Fantasmagorical music. Apparently Tooly put the F in the phrase.
by Jeebus November 7, 2003
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fucking flamingo

Synonym for an obnoxious drunk person who is participating in a drinking game, esp. Kings.

Originated in G Block common room after the 2007 Semi-Formal when one player picked up a J card (the rule card).

Everytime you swear, you have to say 'flamingo' to accompany it.
"Look at those underage fucking flamingos."

"Where the fucking flamingo are you going?"

"Suzie is fucking flamingo HOT!"
by Joeli, Jess and Miranda June 15, 2007
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Fucking sexy

Someone that is so cute and you will fuck in a heart beat.

If you know someone FUCKING SEXY FUCK THEM!!!!!
Alice:did u see Jay today?
Britt: ya! isn't he SEXY?!
Alice: ya!! Hw I said fucking sexy!!!! I would so fuck him
by Dokidokisayoriclub@school February 20, 2019
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fucking pelosied

To be completely embarrassed and humiliated by the words, actions, and mannerisms of Nancy Pelosi due to your absolute and total stupidity.
Donald Trump continued to peddle his lies and falsehoods during his State of the Union address the other night. At the end of his propaganda laden speech, Nancy Pelosi, the Speaker of the House, stood behind Trump and tore up her copy of the State of the Union right in front of his face. Donald Trump has been Fucking Pelosied.
by Blue Wave T-Rex February 5, 2020
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