Free Crayon

When you can’t find a crayon so you grab your dick and cover it in paint and use it as your crayon.

Hey, Mrs. Downs, do you mind if I use my free crayon?

by I’m Derschian May 26, 2018

VAT free

infertile

by anx June 5, 2003

free-chia'd

when a woman accidently flashes her unshaven underarms, or an unkept bikini line shows.... or, the act of refering to another woman's unshaveness, non epilation ( "chia pit" )

"she should not wear that tank top, ooo she just free-chia'd me".....

"alright i will go to the beach with you today but don't blame me for the free-chia'd moment"

by pavot pavot July 12, 2009

Free the hostages

Letting a fart go after holding many in due to being in the company of someone

I had been with my girlfriend and her parents all day. My stomach was aching due to holding the farts in fart napping, so I couldn't wait to leave the house and free the hostages.

by thelaird1 October 27, 2010

free taco

A girl that is guaranteed to put out.

Buy her a drink, and you've got yourself a free taco.

by Holden Miccuci June 11, 2017

Paper-Free

A girl is so hot, that you would gladly lick her ass or pussy clean after she uses the bathroom. No use of toilet paper.

All guys: Damn she is gorgeous
Guy #1: Oh dude, she doesn't need toilet paper I would lick her clean even when she is done going to the bathroom!
Guy #2: Right? Fuck yeah I would too. She is definitely Paper-Free.

by SilverM14 December 9, 2012

alcohol-free

A term used to describe a beverage not worth consuming. This term is usually used to refer to cocktails made without alcohol, but it can be used to describe any drink that does not contain alcohol. Unless you are underage or driving, there is zero reason anyone would consume an alcohol-free beverage.

Tim: I'll have an alcohol-free margarita
Steve: Why? Are you the designated driver?
Tim: No, I just don't like drinking
Steve: This is a bar, and we serve alcohol. Please leave and be sober elsewhere.

by Four Loko Frat Guy November 6, 2022