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free laundry

Clothes that are left at your house by friends or anybody for that matter. Once the clothes inhabit your house for 24 hours without any requests from the owner, they are yours. No matter how much they bitch after that point, you have no obligations.
Guy 1: "Dude, your party was awesome. Did you ever find a Maverick's shirt? I think I left it upstairs."
Guy 2: "Man, my party was two days ago."
Guy 1: "So, I still want my shirt back."
Guy 2: "Sorry brosky, your shirt is free laundry, and I like it a lot. Makes me look jacked."
Guy 1: "Bitch, give it back!"
Guy 2: "Sorry."
by Jako Kot September 30, 2008
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Free jiggler

When a girl with a great ass wears leggings and her asscheeks are so glorious they bounce in all directions defying gravity
by Anton1990 May 15, 2014
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free pour

ejaculating into a woman without having to worry about getting her pregnant.
That chick is sterile so I get to free pour everytime...
by Guy 99 August 20, 2010
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Cash-free

Having no liquid monetary asset; poor. Usually a temporary condition. Adjective.
"Wanna go get a pizza, brah?"
"Sorry, man, no can do. I'm cash-free until payday."
by Subdued Blonde November 25, 2017
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a free country

Concept championed by low IQ individuals, who want to do what they want to do.
She would refuse to wear a mask, spit in the face of the cashier, open the ice cream carton and lick the contents before putting it back, urinate in all the lemonade bottles, carry her gun where'n'when-the-hell she chose, drive 200 miles an hour through the red lights while schoolkids were crossing, and use the salt shaker on your table for target practice, because this is a free country.
by Monkey's Dad May 25, 2020
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gender-free

Someone that do not base her/his identity on stereotypes/social roles confined to her/his sex and do not care neither conform to social expectations that their bring.
-Why don't you wear a dress? You're a girl
-I don't give a fuck, I'm gender-free
by kali766 September 8, 2021
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free-boxing

When a female does not wear underwear over her lady bits; the female equivalent to the male term for free-balling; when a girl goes commando.
She had on a soft orange sundress, and a smile that let you know she was free-boxing.
by Bamalams May 21, 2010
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