how many apples can fit in an empty basket?

one! after that, it's not empty anymore

Guy 1 on stage: How many apples can fit in an empty basket?
Audience: I don't know
Guy 1: One! After that, it's not empty anymore!
Audience: *Bursts out laughing*

by oofedinrobloxihatenewoof2022 March 29, 2024

fit guy

Eddie Munson.
This guy. 😚👌MWAH!
Sebastian Stan.
Steve Harrington.
RDJ
Chris Hemsworth
Timothee Chalamalabingbong

“Hey! Look at that fit guy over there.”

“Eddie Munson’s a fit guy.”

by Stevemunson July 7, 2022

fitness gram pacer test

the fitness gram pacer is a multi-staged aerobic capacity test that progressively gets more difficult as it continues.

idrk no one talks abt this

fitness gram pacer test

by Alfrodo65432 February 21, 2022

Squidward fit

When you rock the fucking brown fake polo wit no boxers or pants butt ass naked

That nigga wearing the squidward fit in his house

by Jah🐐 and Ramsey 💸 🍃 February 27, 2022

fruit fit

When an outfit consists of multiple clothes of the same colour, which makes the fit look shit.

A: Have you seen Mike‘s fit?
B: The one with the purple pants, purple hoodie and purple shoes?
A: Yeah, what a fruit fit!

by 1337Otto March 6, 2022

Fitted to the nines

When someone is dressed freshly and looks nice

"Yo, Ronnie is fitted to the nines!"

by Jowie January 20, 2026

Fitness Granny

Super hot granny usually over 55 and works out her tight body about 5 times a and can be seen dating dudes in their 30s and 40s

Man that Patti has a banging ass body she's definitely a fitness granny

by Dino B Stud February 1, 2026