Fortnite is a game full of young kids paying to win. You play it for a second and feel the desire to buy the skull-trooper and all the gliders in the world. You wish to show off your skill to your friends by 1v1ing them and winning. You spends days, then months, then years practising, not noticing once that you haven't spent a minute outside, and that you're slowly getting fatter and fatter. You buy a plasma tv and a beanbag full of goodies, and play, the food crust spreading around your mouth like an infection. You get diagnosed with Ligma, and start gagging. You lose your first game to a dweeb, and you die a harsh death.

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by aw'lefk;,l October 31, 2019

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an overrated battle royal game for toddlers.

Fortnite is cancer.

by IDontCareWhatIPutHere January 17, 2019

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The worst fucking game in the world and deserves to shut down, it also infects you with gay, cancer, autism and down syndrome

I'm sorry sir but it seems like you have fortnite
You have been infected with fortnite

by x,smol_boi.x December 7, 2019

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Fortnite is the object that made the universe and now everything copies from. Fortnite made the earth and the universe so now people are copying fortnite from making cars trees etc. Fortnite made the universe and fortnite is our god.

Our universe was made by fortnite

by I love epic games July 11, 2021

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