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Sea Seattle & Forest Roamer

It's a slang term derived from American origin to replace

And mock Europe's fish n chip platter. The sea Seattle is your protein from the water while your forest roamer is your meat protein.
"Bullocks is blokes feasting a bangars n mash platter after giving his lady the ol in and out if ye'hungry as me after that deep sea squeeze im finnin to fix some Sea Seattle & Forest Roamer Aftaaa I Bone her"
by Your Favorite Virus Cyrus March 23, 2022
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aw shit the whole forest is on fire

when you jerk your shit in the kitchen and you accidentally put your pubes over the stove and they catch on fire
oh no i fell aw shit the whole forest is on fire
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Canter step (forestep)

When the take off or lift of a jump occurs as a canter, transitioning out of whatever gait was there before the jump.
A starting jump is technically considered a canter step (forestep).
by anonthermus November 21, 2025
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Plant my tree in her forest

Have sexual intercourse with her
She sexually turns me on. I want to plant my tree in her forest
by Plato Disciple December 26, 2014
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Apple Picking in the Black Forest

another term for fisting, but specifically when everyone is German
Oh Angela? She loves apple picking in the Black Forest. I should set you two up!
by Michael December 7, 2021
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The Wulfecks of the Black Forest

This is a account from the book of the Wulfecks where they have stored their family hostory, the story is labeled The Blood Debt and is from 1813.

Deep in the Black Forest, the Wulfecks gathered under the iron chandelier, each sibling radiating venom. The Drakwyn clan demanded blood—a Wulfeck life to repay an ancient betrayal.

“Let’s give them Orin,” Thessira sneered, her dagger gouging the oak table. “He crawled back here like the worm he is. Let him squirm for them instead.”

“Charming,” Orin drawled, flipping a tarnished coin. “If wit could kill, you’d still be harmless.”

Valken slammed his fist into the table. “Enough! This isn’t about grudges. It’s survival.”

Calessa swirled her wine, a smirk curling her lips. “Weakest link, then. Any objections?”

“Besides you?” Orin quipped. Thessira’s dagger flew, embedding inches from his hand. He laughed darkly. “Relax, dear sister. I have a solution—a spell to make a doppelgänger. The Drakwyns get their life, and we stay whole.”

What’s the catch?” Calessa’s voice dripped with disdain.

“It needs a willing sacrifice,” Orin hissed. “One life for all. Fair trade.”

Silence. Firelight flickered over their murderous glares. Valken’s knuckles whitened. “We don’t sacrifice our own.”

Calessa chuckled coldly. “How noble. Let’s see how long that lasts.”

The tension thickened, their hatred palpable. The blood debt loomed, and the Wulfecks stared each other down, venom and curses dripping with every breath.
The Wulfecks of the Black Forest killed a man
by Wulfeck Son November 26, 2024
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