Football

Football is a sport (no sh!t Sherlock)

It’s the best and most entertaining sport EVER
and the best player in football is Lionel Messi

Guy 1: hey wanna play football?
Guy 2: sure
Guy 1: 🏈

Guy2: THIS ISNT FOOTBALL LAD THIS IS ⚽️ B!TCH

by alexdevries January 05, 2022

Football

People in their 20s beat the living shit out of each other for a fucking brown ball

Bob: wanna play football

John: sure let’s fuckin beat etchothers asses for a ball
Bob:Bet

by Maddox Spencer March 15, 2022

football

a sports that has two meanings to it so you dont know which one it is

person1: wanna play football
person2:like football?
person1:no, football

by StupidDodo October 17, 2020

Football

Kick a ball into a goal

Also known as soccer

Let’s play football dude

by Mannamedjeff May 15, 2022

football

a game that my country calls "soccar" and calls handegg "football" to add confusion

Me: wanna play football?
stupid americain: *grabs brown egg*
Me: what the fuck bro, I said we are playing football not handegg

by I hate MDY date format April 03, 2025

Football

A game where grown men fight over a ball

I’m gonna go watch football

by November 08, 2022

Football

Woosers kicking a ball around then kissing eachother

You should not need to use the word football ever again now you know the definition.

by DrAxolotl February 06, 2021