football

a sports that has two meanings to it so you dont know which one it is

person1: wanna play football
person2:like football?
person1:no, football

by StupidDodo October 17, 2020

Footballically

When something is defined in footballing terms

Geographically it’s not correct but footballically it is.

by Kkkddk June 19, 2023

Footbally

To be of football or to be the essence of football

(American football)

"Saying fight song instead of theme song seems much more footbally"

by Createroffootbally December 30, 2020

Queered as a football bat

an operation which should be very simple, but purposely sabotaging that operation in order to serve against one's interests to serve a separate purpose.

They ended up setting a tracking device on my car so whever i drove the paid personal seems to always make an effort to attack my confidence. They queered the situation more than a football bat. They stole my home. Someone seems to blame me for every tragedy that's ever befallen their cursed family. My hometown has been Queered as a football bat

by NickLegit77 October 25, 2025

Pitt Football

Complete trash. Garbage team, University, and fanbase.

The shit I took yesterday had more potential than Pitt Football

by YourDeadMom27 December 15, 2019

fantasy football commissioner

Someone who isn’t shady

Seth and Oliver are good fantasy football commissioner because they play fair.

by Bigo1233 November 30, 2017

Football

The first time I ever disappointed my parents.

"For Christ's sake, son! That's not how you play football!"

by CuteBoy56 June 14, 2019