When your Facebook account is suspended, which now occurs for the most minor of jokes and comments. Unlike real jail, there is no reprieve or parole: your sentence is final, while repeat offenders are offline for now weeks.
by sanjuro_kurosawa April 6, 2021
Get the Facebook Jailmug. facebook scab: someone who adds random people they don't know as friends. usually to bring their friend count up to seem like they have a lot of friends
guy 1: "hey man, do you know this guy..........-.......? he just sent me a request" guy 2: " no man, i dont think i do, he's probably just a facebook scab,ignore it"
by puppykicker420 December 30, 2009
Get the facebook scabmug. the sacrificial act of not posting what you want to write on Facebook because it really will piss off somebody.
You wouldn't believe how often Trish resorts to Facebook correctness because of her strident political views.
Facebook political correctness politcally correct
Facebook political correctness politcally correct
by Brunette, not Blonde April 18, 2010
Get the Facebook correctnessmug. A phrase that is used after a hilarious, awkward, scary, or unbelievable event occurs so everyone who did not witness the event can "like" the status to feel like they were in on it.
by josiedee2 December 29, 2010
Get the I'm Facebooking thismug. The act of shameless self-promotion and or exploitation via social networking the way Facebook intended.
The way Peter Wacker broadcasts every single insignificant event in his pathetic life is such Facebook-ploitation.
by Shzae July 21, 2009
Get the Facebook-ploitationmug. Facebook Profiling refers to the use of an individual’s facebook page to stereotype or as a factor or judgment of their personailty type, this inculdes the number of friends, number of pictures of themselves, groups they belong too and status updates.
John: "Look at Jessica's facebook page she has over 3,000 pictures of herself she must be such an attention seeker"
Linda: "Dude, that's Facebook Profiling, you don't even know her, she is really a nice girl"
Linda: "Dude, that's Facebook Profiling, you don't even know her, she is really a nice girl"
by mbocse September 17, 2010
Get the Facebook Profilingmug. term used when someone constantly looks at the same person's facebook and stallks their life like they're in a relationship, but aren't. then trys to decide who is/isn't allowed to be their friends. when in actuallity the one they creep on is in love with another person. and they know it.
by DVPstalker November 22, 2010
Get the facebook creepinmug.