julio eyes

the phrase julio eyes is from the legend of the priest julio sent as a companion of the great healer that god sent to watch it bake and thus is the reason for when you smoke his holy herb you see life through his eyes for as long as you so channel his spirit into you

hey man dave had some stuff last night and we got major julio eyes

by that daft tye October 1, 2013

Vacation Eye

A temporary lapse in judgment (usually for clothing and accessories, but also artwork, furniture, etc) brought on by being in very different surroundings long enough for the "exotic" to seem normal. After even a few days, death masks, tortoise shell lamps, and turquoise sterling silver inlay mesa concho belts seem "normal," but don't think for a second that they won't stick out like a sore thumb once you're back in Springfield. People suffering Vacation Eye can be seen awkwardly strutting the beaches of Hawaii with a sarong that won't stay on, thinking that they blend in. Often you will not know you have suffered from Vacation Eye until you are back at home and realize your new Babe the Blue Ox toilet paper dispenser does *not* fit into your life.

Sadly, Vacation Eye purchases are frequently thought of as the essential item that represents the vacation itself. As such, Vacation Eye purchases can be extremely expensive (massive German coo-coo clock, silk shantung Chinese tapestry, 7 foot tall combination coat rack/lamp/fountain shaped like a dolphin)

Don't let your temporary change of scenery distort your taste: Just because the locals have it, does not mean you should. You decorated your house in American traditional, so that hand-painted throw pillow of a giant macaw *will* end up in the attic.

People who have Vacation Eye will:
1. Get dread locks or braids while vacationing in Jamaica meaning to keep them in once their vacation is over and they are back in their cubicle surrounded by standard Christian haircuts.

2. Buy a cowboy shirt/boots/buckle with the full intention of wearing it at home in Detroit.

Vacation Eye is a form of buyers remorse but the store is hundreds of miles away.

by WoodenLegHair June 24, 2012

eye quickie

When you and a passer-by eye fuck each other.

The first time we saw each other we had an eye quickie as we passed each other.

by DJKiwi July 25, 2018

eyes widen

A meme that came into popularity from a theodd1sout video. It's kind of a mockery of tween fanfic writers.

"My eyes widen so I can see his underwear in the dark trunk" - fanfic author
"Lmao!!" - everyone else

by awsumatid January 25, 2017

The Eye of Sauron

An ass hole so black, so stretched and abused and treacherous, it physically paralyzes you.

In reality, The Eye of Sauron of Sam was the true evil of Middle Earth.

by poopyshmoopy1 September 24, 2015

Bouncing Eyes

The motion your eyes get when you look at a thick, bouncing woman's ass while walking behind her, or when this same instance occurs with boobs from the front (ex females jogging)

Example 1
Guy 1: "Dude, I got a problem..."
Guy 2: "What?"
Guy 1: "I get bouncing eyes when walking with my girlfriend, I get it real bad..."
Guy 2: "Well just stare at your girlfriend until the nice meat in front of you goes away."
Guy 1: "Thanks man, I'll try that."

Example 2
*walking with friend*
Guy 1: "Joe put away those bouncin' eyes you look like your on a damn pogo stick!"

by _Gnasher_ April 8, 2013

pidgeon-eye

A constant, vacant look in one's eyes indicating lack of even basic intellect.

Paris Hilton is a hottie, but she has major pidgeon-eye.

by Sue Feuer June 20, 2006