Lunch with elephants

A meal shared by two grown men. Each covers their cock (trunk) with food while the other licks it off. Best with two different sticky foods licked off simultaneously. Dessert is guaranteed.

Mike: Hey, wanna have lunch with elephants today?

Ty: Sure, you bring the hummus and I'll bring the guacamole.

Mike: You're on!

by jerseyboy44 June 1, 2010

Elephanisia

fat black girl.

Elephanisia ate all the fried chicken

by funtastic fish November 21, 2010

elepants

What an elephant does if suffering from heat exhaustion.

When an elephant suffers from heat exhaustion, an elephant "elepants."

by [e-mail] December 25, 2012

Elephantasticism Reducement Therapy

A type of therapy to reduce the size of ones nose. Another therapy which puts pounds on your hips in order for you to be fat is called Hipposuction! Call free on 01918767588 to order your brocure.

"Your conk is huge! you had better get Elephantasticism Reducement Therapy!"

by The one who speaks the truth February 3, 2004

Elephants

A cigarette using 600 rings.

"Ay mang, when you stop at tha G-stat tomorrow, could you grab me a box o' trunks?"

"what dude?"

"you know, da elephants"

by ThaDolla February 17, 2010

elephantesque

adj: So large that thoughts of elephants come to mind. Having a shape like that of an elephant as seen from behind.

My ex sister in law's ass is elephantesque. She uses a custom made toilet.

by holdenn August 14, 2007

elephantitus

large and heavy testicles or nuts, when you walk they tend to tug on your scrotum, sometimes u need a pulley system to keep them from ripping off your nutsack.

Song: "..And the bouncers don't check us, and we..Walk around with elephantitus."

by forte~pwnz February 13, 2005