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Edward Cullen

He sparkles.Thinks sleeping is fascinating.Is a vampire
by Potterhead020 April 28, 2021
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A high maintenance individual who includes a minimum 12.5 unnecessary additions to his coffee drink. Is typically seen on his daily commute from Starbucks to Dunkin Donuts. Baristas beware.
Barista: "What can we get for you today?"

Edward: "I would like a venti iced skinny hazelnut macchiato, sugar–free syrup, extra shot, extra honey, a dash of cinnamon, light ice, no whip..."
by comenerbyvote May 3, 2021
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by Kaiid June 1, 2021
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Edward 40 hands

A song by the best band of all time, mom jeans
Person 1: what's ur favorite mom jeans song?
Person 2: Edward 40 hands
by Yousuckloser June 4, 2021
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edward 40 loco hands

Edward 40 Loco hands is when you tape a 40 on one hand and a 4 loco on the other and have to drink it in under 15 minutes or you get punched in the face!
Hey bro why did you get knocked out! bruhhhh i couldnt make it 15 minutes in edward 40 loco hands!🤢
by firefighting dictonary June 15, 2021
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Kerys Edwards

Kerys Edwards is used to describe a lovely woman who deserves the world. She might need constant reassurance but that's because she likes you and is worried you may have fallen out of love. Just tell her how much you like her and give her big cuddles. The only downside to a Kerys Edwards is that they drink waaaaaaaaaay too much pepsi max and will NOT under any circumstances share the last chicken nugget. Also cracked at Valorant and any other game she plays.
swagman69: wow she is such a kerys edwards.
by Fin Mowbray June 17, 2021
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Edward Cullen

The act of eating someone out on their period while in a vampire costume, storing the blood in your mouth, and then letting it leak out of your mouth like a vampire. Traditionally done as a fun festive activity on Halloween.
“Dude, that costume party your girl threw was epic!”
“Yeah, I gave her an Edward Cullen after the fact
by sex haver June 19, 2021
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