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Dust Behind The Ears

Noun

The act of performing cunnilingus on an older woman.

Examples: "I heard Nick got dust behind his ears with Miss Ellen"
Examples: "I heard Nick got Dust Behind The Ears with Miss Ellen after work"
by Sandy Snatchflap May 12, 2019
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Off Your Ear

NB: You will be subject to this expression when in the immediate presence of one Geoffrey "Goffton" Pryor and/or one Michael "Toe-Rag" Deville.

1) One who usually has little to no idea of what place they hold in any given situation.

2) A person who makes irrational and/or unsubstantiated claims... with absolutely no factual integrity.

3) A simpleton who initiates and/or partakes in linguistic transfers with others of a higher intelligence, and performs any of the following:

a) Speaks out of term.

b) Utilises words and/or expressions they don't even understand.

c) Breaks a quality conversation to speak of a much less valued topic.

d) Makes unwarranted fallacious claims and/or foul assertions.
1)

Nicky: How many shots on that hole Deville?
Deville: I think I just 'birdied' that hole mate.
Nicky: You're off you ear!

2)

Goffton: Hey Nicky, you should try this awesome beer... it's my favourite.
Nicky: What beer is that mate?
Goffton: It's called 'Foster's LiteIce'.
Nicky: You're off your ear!
by KyanCan April 19, 2010
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Paint your ears

When you say something that you know the other person just wants to hear. It may not be the truth but it makes them feel better. It's kind of sugar-coating your response to the other person or subject.
If you don't want me to tell you the truth, then I'll just paint your ears. Or, I don’t care what you say, I think you did a great job.
paint ears paint your ears ears paint ears paint paint your your ears
by GMoneyGrill June 3, 2016
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Fighting dogs ear

I once inserted 4 fingers up a fighting dogs ear whilst in Saturday cinema in 1968
by fighting dog trainer January 27, 2011
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Ear wax shaming

Making fun of it shaming someone for the amount of wax in they're ears.
Ear wax shaming example

Evie:Have you seen weems ears? They're so waxy!

Mr Barley:Don't Ear wax shame weem!
by Ear wax shaming December 26, 2022
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Ear-flap phenomenon

To leave the ear flaps up on an ushanka when it is freezing cold outside.
Men: Whatever you do, don't let your flaps down.

After a night when temperatures dipped to minus 25 Celsius, at least nine out of every ten male Muscovites wore their fur hats Tuesday with the flaps folded up, leaving their ears exposed in various shades of red and blue.

"Are you cold? I'm not, and I've been standing here all day!" said Vasily Chura, a cheerful traffic police officer posted on Arbat Square. As thermometers in downtown Moscow edged to just above minus 20, the flaps on his shapka were neatly tied on top.

"We're Russian people," he added. "We're used to it."

Alexei Kalimov, a 70-year-old pensioner who wisely wore his flaps down, had a more sober explanation for the ear-flap phenomenon. "They are trying to show off their toughness, endurance and manliness," he said as he tapped his feet to keep them warm. "Often they will put on a hat but keep their chests bare, especially in Siberia."
by Muzhiki March 8, 2015
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shake your ears

A Shakespearean insult from Twelfth Night. It's basically "Go F*** Yourself" in archaic English.
Act 2, Scene 3, Line 124: Maria: Go shake your ears!
by radfox35 November 29, 2016
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