A subset of PTSD that directly affects former employees of ID.me.
Symptoms Include:
-Desire to burn down "The Establishment"
-Compulsion to read Glassdoor and continually edit your review "so that others understand"
-Reluctance to find a new job
-Feeling triggered even more than usual when someone asks for your ID
-Overall increase in destructive behavior
Symptoms Include:
-Desire to burn down "The Establishment"
-Compulsion to read Glassdoor and continually edit your review "so that others understand"
-Reluctance to find a new job
-Feeling triggered even more than usual when someone asks for your ID
-Overall increase in destructive behavior
Wow! my Post Traumatic ID.me Disorder (PTIDMED) has really been acting up lately. I found myself yelling at the cashier at my local bodega when she asked to see my ID when checking out with my 6 pack.
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A prevalent spectrum level disorder involving voids or blindness areas in depth preception of awareness & comprehension usually combined with lack of ability recognize or take meaningful action in themselves & others.
Those who suffer SOS Disorder display behaviors of confirmation bias & self fulfilling prophecies often believing others have dysfunctions & disorders as if they dont themselves while holding self diluted proofs of indifferent comforts or superficial & materialistic obtainments.
A prevalent spectrum level disorder involving voids or blindness areas in depth preception of awareness & comprehension usually combined with lack of ability recognize or take meaningful action in themselves & others.
Those who suffer SOS Disorder display behaviors of confirmation bias & self fulfilling prophecies often believing others have dysfunctions & disorders as if they dont themselves while holding self diluted proofs of indifferent comforts or superficial & materialistic obtainments.
Person1: Something is wrong with so and so...they have SOS Disorder...they are not working with a full deck.
Person2: why don't you talk about everything missing from your deck Person1 ?
Person2: why don't you talk about everything missing from your deck Person1 ?
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Get the DDDD Disorder mug.The creation of Israel marked the reforming of the Israelite tribe.
Any Jew that did not move to Israel and become Israeli has abandoned the tribe and so they are not a Jew.
Such persons have Obsessive Jewish Disorder.
Any Jew that did not move to Israel and become Israeli has abandoned the tribe and so they are not a Jew.
Such persons have Obsessive Jewish Disorder.
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Get the Obsessive Jewish Disorder mug.People who only have empathy for their situations, and those they deem worthy. Most of the time, they invalidate others, don’t believe that people have lived through as much trauma as they have. While their trauma is valid, they often have behavioral issues and lash out on others and believe their mental health issues are an excuse for it. Have self limited perception and self awareness. They believe themselves to be highly-emotionally intelligent but are often not and self diagnose with C-PTSD. Use “Should” word when it comes to advice. They don’t really participate in active listening skills and complain other people diagnosed with PTSD don’t have it at the same level as they do, Mental Illness is a seclusive club.
Misconstrue what their therapists tells them or what they tell a therapists, or other people, to add to their story. If the therapists sees them as being a Hypochondriac, they will find a new therapists until they get the diagnosis they want from them.
These people are often Reactive instead of Proactive, stuck and fixated on their story and trying to often compensate powerlessness they feel in everyday life with spending endless amounts of time on the internet to combat loneliness since they are not socially well adjusted. You often see them take one issue as a Platform for trauma dumping and telling their lives stories. They do not actively work on their shortcomings because they are often stuck and feel entitled to do whatever they want or say.
Misconstrue what their therapists tells them or what they tell a therapists, or other people, to add to their story. If the therapists sees them as being a Hypochondriac, they will find a new therapists until they get the diagnosis they want from them.
These people are often Reactive instead of Proactive, stuck and fixated on their story and trying to often compensate powerlessness they feel in everyday life with spending endless amounts of time on the internet to combat loneliness since they are not socially well adjusted. You often see them take one issue as a Platform for trauma dumping and telling their lives stories. They do not actively work on their shortcomings because they are often stuck and feel entitled to do whatever they want or say.
Discord:
1337Jack9080isk,”Uh, I keep spazzing out and can’t keep track.”
45WendyzBoorgers03sk” Sounds like you have ADHD! I totally have that, let me tell you about my experiences with ADHD.”
1337Jack9080isk,” I can’t focus, because I have TBI.”
45WendyzBoorgers03sk ,” Are you sure you have TBI? You function in society and can keep a job.”
1337Jack9080isk,” Yes… I was in a car accident, it was very traumatic for me...”
45WendyzBoorgers03”Seems sketchy. I have complex-ptsd and I can’t function at all. Must be the one time events things.”
1337Jack9080isk,” I grew up with abuse, I just don’t wear it on my shirt 24/7.”
45WendyzBoorgers03,” Let me tell you ABOUT my Abuse.”
1337Jack9080isk,” I’m sorry is this just a one sided conversation? You have Bitcholar Disorder…”
QQW1247AJillXoXo23,” omg my brother did this shit today.”
SockityBockityDanny247365,” didn’t you and your brother experience a lot of trauma in your upbringing? Maybe it’s best not to humiliate him on a social media platform like tumblr, that’ll make his mental health worse.”
QQW1247AJillXoXo23,” no im the only one who went through stuff, not them.”
SockityBockityDanny247365,” have you ever thought that maybe you’re also contributing to it too?”
QQW1247AJillXoXo23,” no they’re not human, they’re a piece of shit.”
SockityBockityDanny247365,”…don’t young teens/young adults commit suicide over bullying on the internet? Do you have Bitcholar Disorder?”
1337Jack9080isk,”Uh, I keep spazzing out and can’t keep track.”
45WendyzBoorgers03sk” Sounds like you have ADHD! I totally have that, let me tell you about my experiences with ADHD.”
1337Jack9080isk,” I can’t focus, because I have TBI.”
45WendyzBoorgers03sk ,” Are you sure you have TBI? You function in society and can keep a job.”
1337Jack9080isk,” Yes… I was in a car accident, it was very traumatic for me...”
45WendyzBoorgers03”Seems sketchy. I have complex-ptsd and I can’t function at all. Must be the one time events things.”
1337Jack9080isk,” I grew up with abuse, I just don’t wear it on my shirt 24/7.”
45WendyzBoorgers03,” Let me tell you ABOUT my Abuse.”
1337Jack9080isk,” I’m sorry is this just a one sided conversation? You have Bitcholar Disorder…”
QQW1247AJillXoXo23,” omg my brother did this shit today.”
SockityBockityDanny247365,” didn’t you and your brother experience a lot of trauma in your upbringing? Maybe it’s best not to humiliate him on a social media platform like tumblr, that’ll make his mental health worse.”
QQW1247AJillXoXo23,” no im the only one who went through stuff, not them.”
SockityBockityDanny247365,” have you ever thought that maybe you’re also contributing to it too?”
QQW1247AJillXoXo23,” no they’re not human, they’re a piece of shit.”
SockityBockityDanny247365,”…don’t young teens/young adults commit suicide over bullying on the internet? Do you have Bitcholar Disorder?”
by ShucklesTheDude December 15, 2023
Get the Bitcholar Disorder mug.A disorder that occurs in children ages 2-11 that is caused by too much exposure to the internet at a young age. As a result they will repeat, pester you about, and even attempt to reenact dead memes. This typically happens with the YT Shorts series “Skibidi Toilet” however can happen with other memes as well . The disorder can be cured by isolating affected children away from technology and can be prevented by monitored use of a child’s technology.
by TheyDontLykeMe December 17, 2023
Get the skibidi disorder mug.Explosive behavioral morbidity disorder (EBMD) is a behavioral disorder that is found in adults that are immature and persistently destructive to their own lives and the lives of others.
The symptoms of EBMD are characterized by deliberate, explosive, and aggressive behaviors such as yelling, verbal abuse, entitlement, and physical violence toward others
They also take no responsibility for their actions and have no remorse for their actions and are often called "adult babies" or "infantile adults" because they act like children.
The symptoms of EBMD are characterized by deliberate, explosive, and aggressive behaviors such as yelling, verbal abuse, entitlement, and physical violence toward others
They also take no responsibility for their actions and have no remorse for their actions and are often called "adult babies" or "infantile adults" because they act like children.
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