Brown Cow

the act of shitting on a person's chest and/ or face and "moo" like a cow

Paula: "What's a 'Brown Cow'?"

Dean: *pfft* "MOO!"

by JKitsLUCAS March 31, 2011

milked the cow

(v.) Past-tense of milking the cow.

This person has milked the cow enough, now we shall reduce thier pay.

by Kung-Fu Jesus May 06, 2004

Cow town

The town of Windsor, NY, near Binghamton, NY. Basically a big town of full of farms and cows. All the the cool kids are calling it Cow Town these days.

Where do you live?
In Cow Town.
Oh so you go to Windsor High School.

by Valley Cheer x3 October 19, 2009

Dirty cow

while giving anal to a female you pull out your penis and there should be shit on it. you take off a piece of shit then continue giving anal. then you put the piece of shit into her mouth which will most probably cause her to make funny cow like noises.

dude i just gave that chick a dirty cow

by youngmc123 November 13, 2010

cow jacked

the act of getting turned on or aroused by milking a cow

"man, I got cow jacked this morning"

by all in the name of jesus August 30, 2019

cow farm

The time when a herd of obese/fat people meet up at a local Wal-Mart to stock up on twinkies for the month.

The whole city of Houston in Texas had a cow farm every month of the year 2012.

by twinklover22 November 28, 2013

Fat Cow

Although neither of these words are swear words, combined they form the most insulting term for women in the English language. Interestingly it is not illegal to call someone a fat cow, though among English people it is an extremely taboo insult.

An Employer to me: You...can't...CALL someone..."a fat cow" I mean, what do you think this is?! a game?

Police: No Further Action

End result: I lost my job

by deadlygamesman March 10, 2019