A poorly made decision with slight short term advantage and increasingly worse downstream consequences.
by Al Ham November 21, 2011
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Often used when ones grandmother is present so as not to offend the geriatric wench.
Often used when ones grandmother is present so as not to offend the geriatric wench.
The lads: great night out Saturday.
Rob: You didn't invite me out last week, you're a right knob conker!!
Rob: You didn't invite me out last week, you're a right knob conker!!
by notwillis October 6, 2012
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by Samuelshotmom October 14, 2012
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Yeah, I got Newports.
Oh, nevermind. Too strong. I cant smoke those goat chokers.
Yeah, I got Newports.
Oh, nevermind. Too strong. I cant smoke those goat chokers.
by ballsmahony January 5, 2013
Get the Goat Chokers mug.Someone who, in class, always raises their hand to answer a question and thinks they are 100% right, but it then turns out that they are 100% wrong and the teacher says "kinda" or something other than no to make them think they're right so the cycle repeats.
Teacher: So does anyone know how exactly this formula works?
Uncocky Cocker: Yes! So this number is like the same as the other so they are like linked and it works like that!
Teacher: Almost!
Uncocky Cocker: Yes! So this number is like the same as the other so they are like linked and it works like that!
Teacher: Almost!
by LeAlex January 26, 2014
Get the uncocky cocker mug.A person who masturbates in a furious and aggressive manner, due to the act being vain in nature it is usually committed in front of a mirror , individuals who engage in this heinous act are usually given away due to their social retardation and enormous ego.
person 1: "Hey bro!! why are you looking at my girl?!?! My body is made of solid steel! i've been on TMZ ten fucking times , i'm a god damn movie star!! I'll fuck you up!!!" person 2: "...wow. what a real goat choker". *walks away and continues on with life*
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