utterly combobulating

The term "utterly combobulating" derives from the term "peng" both meaning something that is rather fucking peng... (brap) you can't use the word peng once you have encountered the phrase "utterly combobulating" cause thats the rules and thats how it is...brap

i was utterly combobulated last night.
that party was utterly combobulating innit bruv...

BRAP

by Shanepatsmith May 26, 2011

Combat Fat

An erection attained by the thrill being in combat.

"Man, I accidentally cracked a combat fat at paintball the other day..."

"Every time Fortunate Son by Credence Clearwater Revival comes on I get a combat fat".

by Dr. Fungus November 8, 2009

comb-over

What you do with your hair (usually male) when the majority of your hair on top has gone through baldness but grown long at the sides - you make the most of what is left and 'comb it over' the top.
(Looks okay except on windy days when the comb-over tends to flap about like a flag in the wind!)

Bobby Charlton (ex footballer) had a superb example of a comb-over.

by Mr Leigh! December 20, 2003

Cambodian Meat-Puppet

Noun. Origins, Cambodia, during Nam don't ask....Traditional rite of passage (see also Cambodian Flesh Hoagie Rodeo, Only Grade D) When a Flacid penis is transformed into a marinade so that the urethra is slighty to extremely horizotally fixed into the oblong Cambodian Slit-EYE.

Exhibit A: I got a fever, and the only cure is the one and only Cambodian Meat-Puppet.
Exhibit B:

by Necron ? Perez September 14, 2009

combatswift

A COOL TRAINER IN THE PBST THAT IS FUN AND BANS ALL DUMB PEOPLE LIKE COOL KID

Combatswift needs to be banned

by poopyhead65 February 1, 2020

combobulate

to keep the composure of. Antonym of discombobulate (= to upset the composure of).

The student was told that he failed the exam and he grew quite upset. He later came to know that he had actually passed the exam, which combobulated him a lot.

by uttam maharjan June 22, 2011

cambodian cabbage patch

When a girls vagina is so nasty you would rather eat out a kangaroos shitty asshole, and then let the kangaroo punch you in you in your unprotected testies.

xzavier: Dude, Linda your pussy looks like a cambodian cabbage patch.

Linda: What did you say

xzavier: Nothing, I can work through it

by someguy379 November 19, 2006