Colon Invasion

Colon Ivasion (see "Ass Rape")when ones ass is invaded by a guys Penis(see "Meat Stick")without permisson.

Ass Rappist: BOO!!!
Victim: Nooo! its the Colon Invader! *Strugles* ... AAAGGHH!!!

^^^ Thus Colon Invasion ^^^

by AutoGoff April 10, 2008

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colon lock

(1) Internal intestine erruption due to the instant tightning of the anus. This deadly virus has been known to strike fags, bullshitters, jack-asses, dumb-assess, and assholes world-wide. But the most common cause is that fucking bitch debby.

(2) The locking of the anus intentionally to prevent any unwanted items from entering or escaping. Normally used in conjuction with a jerksqueeze or the lock-n-pop.

(1) It was determined that Bob, after all that shit talk, was infected with colon lock and would die a pretty shitty death.

(2) Colon lock is a widly used technique in prison and has been known to reduce the risk of gayness.

by whitestrips April 28, 2008

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Colonial Murderer

A killer who dresses as a knight and burns the letter "C" into her victims bodies as a trademark.

Watson: There seems to be a "C" burnt into the victims body, could this be the work of the Colonial murderer?

Sherlock: Brilliant deduction, Watson!

by Nickuhcrazy August 22, 2008

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colondyke

The female version of a deutsch bag. This is a female that is not quite a whore or a slut, but you know what we mean...she just sucks. The word is derived from the colon cleansing process known as colonics.

That group of chicks wearing short shorts with an unnecessary words across the ass are total colondykes... don't waste your time.

by drusa September 26, 2008

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