Chocolate Napoleon

This advanced sexual prank is begun by fucking a midget up the ass. This loosens the sphincter to the point where you can fist them, getting feces on your hand. You then resume your penile penetration while holding your soiled hand on the middle of your partner's chest, leaving a hand-shaped stain of feces on the midget's sternum.

I went to Pimlico last night and met a jockey at the turf club. I took her home and couldn't pass up the chance to give her the Chocolate Napoleon.

by ChipSlap February 28, 2005

Chocolate Rain

An internet meme, sung by Tay Zonday with no meaning that induced an explosion of racism and skepticism upon the internet. Among other things.

-'Chocolate Rain, raise your neighborhood insurance rates'

-'Chocolate Rain, no one wants to here about it now.'

by Stoned Walrus May 16, 2010

chocolate dick

A dick, once removed from a nasty anus.

Now im gonna slap you with my chocolate dick!

by johnlongo November 6, 2008

chocolate tonto

The act of sticking two thumbs up an indians ass.

I gave that squaw a chocolate tonto.

by gordon1 July 2, 2006

chocolate sundae

when you fill your girlfriends ass with whip cream after she has eaten a large amount of nuts and in turn slurp it out with a straw

I gave my girlfriend a chocolate sundae last night.

by nick and tom April 6, 2006

chocolate milking

When a female doesn't properly wipe her anus after pooping then during anal sex her male lover ejaculates sperm so far up her ass that when she shits it comes out in a milky chocolate color.

My girlfriend was extremely constipated after we were done chocolate milking and was screaming on the toilet when as she felt my semen slide out with her poop.

by Britishgangsta February 9, 2015

chocolate boulevard

anal passage.

"he was a cruiser of the chocolate boulevard"

by cheesypeanut October 18, 2003