Chocolate Napoleon

This advanced sexual prank is begun by fucking a midget up the ass. This loosens the sphincter to the point where you can fist them, getting feces on your hand. You then resume your penile penetration while holding your soiled hand on the middle of your partner's chest, leaving a hand-shaped stain of feces on the midget's sternum.
I went to Pimlico last night and met a jockey at the turf club. I took her home and couldn't pass up the chance to give her the Chocolate Napoleon.
by ChipSlap February 28, 2005
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Chocolate Rain

An internet meme, sung by Tay Zonday with no meaning that induced an explosion of racism and skepticism upon the internet. Among other things.
-'Chocolate Rain, raise your neighborhood insurance rates'

-'Chocolate Rain, no one wants to here about it now.'
by Stoned Walrus May 16, 2010
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chocolate dick

A dick, once removed from a nasty anus.
Now im gonna slap you with my chocolate dick!
by johnlongo September 23, 2008
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chocolate tonto

The act of sticking two thumbs up an indians ass.
I gave that squaw a chocolate tonto.
by gordon1 July 02, 2006
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chocolate sundae

when you fill your girlfriends ass with whip cream after she has eaten a large amount of nuts and in turn slurp it out with a straw
I gave my girlfriend a chocolate sundae last night.
by nick and tom March 21, 2006
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Chocolate Eclair

When a white gay man lays on his back, lifts his butt up in the air, and spreads his legs, and then a black gay man puts his penis on top of the white man's penis, and they both ejaculate at the same time. The white man's penis is the dough of the eclair, the black man is the chocolate on top, and their semen is the cream inside.
by ThatOneGuyWithABigDick May 27, 2012
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hiney chocolate

Girls don't poop, they make chocolate with their hineys. Some call this "hiney chocolate."
by monseiur boche October 28, 2010
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