Venue Change

Leaving the office and going to a bar with wifi during the work day to drink and work at the same time. Multiple "venue changes" can be made during the same work by switching bars.

Matt worked all day but made multiple venue changes and was fairly unproductive by 5pm.

by beerNlinux December 31, 2011

oil change

an oil change is a euphemism for a blowjob, which in turn in a euphemism for oral sex, which in turn does not count as cheating (C:

Friendly Girl: Hey there soldier, you look like you could use an oil change
Sgt. Blue Balls: How did you know?
Prvt. Les: Careful she don't just bite it off.

by lowercased April 15, 2006

climate change

The antithesis to global warming

While global warming is a tinfoil conspiracy theory climate change, because it has existed before I was born- a d will continue to exist after I die- is real.

by Sexydimma June 29, 2017

charger bitches

Just like normal bitches, but they drive chargers.

I knew they were charger bitches when she drove to the front door because I saw them drive up in a charger.

by samiraaaaaaa March 10, 2014

charger games

It is the occurrence when everyone's phone is on low battery, but there is only one charger.

Alan: "Dude, do you have a charger? I'm on 3%"
Tom: "Fuck man, I am too... Can you wait?"
Jessica: "Any of you guys have a charger? Mine's almost dead."
Abigail: "I see the Charger Games shall commence soon. Prepare yourselves."

by sharkto November 9, 2015

Chargerette

San Diego Chargers cheerleaders circa 1986 who are too old to cheer at NFL games and haven't embraced the fact that they're no longer hot. They're often seen at tradeshows and in hotel lobbies stalking rich old software guys seeking extra-marital action.

Rudy went to San Diego for work and secretly hoped he might hook up with a Chargerette.

by the creeper January 17, 2018

charger wiener fart

when you plug your in your phone and nut fart and the buzz of the charger happen at the same time.

Dude, I just did a charger wiener fart

by iSlayyxd March 23, 2019