Fuck Me Sideways and Call Me Sally

When a person is left pissed off and frustrated at human stupidity and their lack of intelligence

When he asked a girl out she would never respond, so he yelled " Fuck Me Sideways and Call Me Sally " in the local library. He was left frustrated at her stupidity.

by Mill3rth3Kill3r15 April 29, 2015

Cold call

Calling random people , and trying to make them buy or donate something they really don't want to and often just hang up because sales people have no soul.

Cold Caller: Hello my name is ___ calling for ..
Random person: Fuck off and take me off your lists now! (hang up)also see cold calling

by fuckmy_non-existant_life September 24, 2009

boofer-call

-a more organized booty call with a boofer

Yo, its 3am, im getting a boofer-call from Calla

by jake2709 January 30, 2009

function call

A phone call lasting about 10 seconds on usual and characterized by brief content, consisting of 3 essential parts:
1. Question
2. Answer
3. Hangup
A greeting and a farewell may or may not be included, depending on the situation as well as the callee.

The most important feature of a function call is the absolute lack of smalltalk. Omitting the usual "so what's up" part makes the conversation brief, effective and usually both less time- and cash-consuming compared to texting.
On the other hand, this fact may render function calling incompatible with most women due to their natural chitchat and gossip requirements.

The name is derived from the programming jargon due to the similarities to calling a function in a programming language, which usually includes specifying parameters and obtaining some kind of return value, close to immediately.

"Who was it?"
"Nothing important, just a function call from my buddy. He forgot my email address."

by Kosashi January 31, 2009

Mislead Call

To acknowledgingly call somebody on the phone and say it was an accident or call somebody and not respond when they answer; expecting them to call you back so you can say "Oh, sorry my phone must have called you itself", in fear of them forgetting about you or for their attention.

I pulled the perfect mislead call on my ex last night. She called me back and now we're getting back together.

by kenannn May 31, 2009

phoney call

When you "answer" your cell phone even though it did NOT ring, in order to avoid speaking to someone annoying (1) who has walked up to you, or (2) called you on your phone.

Phoney calls:

(1)

{Annoying person walks up to you and starts talking}
"Hi, how's it going?"

{You} "Wait, hold one, my cell phone is vibrating."
{Reach into pocket, pull out phone, flip it open} "Oh man, I'm gonna have to take this. Sorry. We'll talk later.
{Walk away and fake a phone conversation}

(2)

{Someone annoying calls you from a NEW phone number, that you do NOT have programmed into your phone, so you "accidentally" answer it to see who it is}

{Annoying person} "Hi. How's it going?"

{You} "Oh great. Wait. Hey, I got another call coming in, it's pretty important, so I guess I'm gonna have to let you go. Sorry. Call back soon. Bye. {You hang up and NEVER answer that phone number again!}

by Faye Collins July 14, 2009

Boogie Call

1: To call someone for a hot night of no strings attached dancing.
2: Inviting friends out to dance, usually via call or text.

Word-play originating from "Booty Call" but for dancing instead of sex.

Phrase was coined by a professional dancer in Chicago while out social West Coast Swing dancing.

"I want to go out dancing with some friends tonight. Time to make some boogie calls!"

"I'm going to boogie call Christopher, it's been a while since his last one."

"There's no one here to dance with. I'm going to make some boogie calls!" "What's that?" "It's like a booty call, but for dancing."

by Adam (Capt. America) S. August 19, 2013