Getting eye-cucked is when your partner only dresses up in sexy, revealing clothes / makeup when they're doing things without you. They have a slew of steamy outfits / lingerie that you'll never see, until it suddenly pops up on their IG story. Their treasure trove of visually erotic gear is for other people to look at, not you, silly!
Saw my gf in like three different see-thru dresses and bras I didn't even know she had, when I saw her posts from the weekend. Our weekends out together only involve sweaters, so I'm getting totally eye-cucked here.
by braintown October 05, 2024
1) To have the confused look Tucker Carlson has on his television show, that he practices at home by having random strangers engage in sex with his wife while asking them strawman questions to see if it affects their performance.
2) To engage in cuckolding, and sit in the corner with a look on your face either mock outrage or general confusion like Tucker Carlson during an episode of his television show, while engaging in conversation with the sexual participants on unrelated subjects,
2) To engage in cuckolding, and sit in the corner with a look on your face either mock outrage or general confusion like Tucker Carlson during an episode of his television show, while engaging in conversation with the sexual participants on unrelated subjects,
1) "By the time I got through explaining what was wrong with his car, Jim looked like Tucker Carlson trying to understand cunilingus."
2) "Yeah, I was Tucker Cucking Laura last night. It was okay, but the stupid questions, and the look on her old man's face when I fucked her properly almost ruined my erection."
2) "Yeah, I was Tucker Cucking Laura last night. It was okay, but the stupid questions, and the look on her old man's face when I fucked her properly almost ruined my erection."
by FredMaudibCNN March 27, 2021
by touos February 28, 2024
"You remember my ex? The one I was with for 3 years, we were waiting for marriage before sex? Well, after breaking up with me, she just ex-cucked me."
by Jaime Rook July 29, 2021
When you're just about to sneeze with all the accompanying face distorts, but the sneeze never comes.
by Meteli June 02, 2019
Communication or Admin fatties who fell through the cracks at Airborne and got a patch. Now they can't shut the fuck up about Wetsu
Damn, that teague kid sure won't shut the fuck up about Wetsu. Isn't he just communications? And Isn't he on weight profile? He's def a Wetsu Cuck
by RoastBootsLol February 22, 2022
The act of a brown woman (usually with the name Murby) cucking white fat men with a big brawlic black man named Requis
by GasDrinkingHorse June 21, 2024