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Cuck chair

A mysterious piece of furniture allegedly handcrafted by overenthusiastic “design geniuses” named Bruno, usually French, who insist it’s avant-garde when in reality it’s just uncomfortable and morally confusing.

Rumor has it the Cuck Chair is a limited-edition model from the secret Kool Klubs Klub, where everyone pretends they understand “modern design” but secretly wonders if they’ve just been pranked by IKEA.
Bruno said it’s a commentary on social dynamics, but I think he just built a Cuck Chair again.
by TheBulgy November 5, 2025
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cucked

Being a submissive husband to a dominant wife or spouse, girlfriend, etc.
"All of Mark's friends knew he was cucked when he asked Julia for permission to cook som eggs"
by drhansenjunior February 28, 2017
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Cuck

A man who lets his wife/girlfriend go out when even she wants lets her wear whatever she wants lets her talk to any man she wants and allows her to do whatever she wants under the pretext of him not being “insecure
Johns wife goes out wearing revealing clothes talks to other men and has no respect for John he doesn’t do anything about it what a cuck
by Vrrr.slasher September 27, 2025
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Cuck

A guy that sucks up to someone or always agrees with stuff people say cos they are weak minded and easily swayed.
That boy Hugo is a real cuck
by Hugo Body January 26, 2022
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kook cuck

A kook cuck is someone who loses fantasy football, and has to wear a dress while all of his friends watch him Bowl and sing karaoke in Santa Cruz
by Secondtolast December 21, 2024
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cuck ball

a word for someone who is being an asshole who just so happens to be cucking you. (optinal)
bro stop being such an ass you cuck ball!
by twiggyriot January 10, 2022
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KULU CUCK

Kulu Cuck is a man who's to scared to fuck his own wife, so he hides in a bush and watches other men fuck her.
Josh: yo I heard ben hides in bushes while people fuck his wife
Sammy: wow Ben's a kulu Cuck!?
by BillyInABush January 28, 2021
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