Couch Humper

People who like to have sex with couches.

J.D. Vance is a couch humper.

by Lynch/Fellini August 19, 2024

Couch Belt

Oath to thyself not to leave the couch while drinking whiskey.

I have on my couch belt or put on your couch Belt.

by PoppyReed May 31, 2018

couch cunts

the cunts who sit on a couch at a party jealously talking about the pretty girls who are actually having fun.

"i wish i didn't have to walk past those couch cunts to get a drink."

by weliketopartyy November 18, 2011

couch potato

Couch potato is a person who is a fucking lazy ass that does nothing but watch TV and jack off to gay gnome porn.

GET OFF THE COUCH YOU COUCH POTATO

by kjsdfrisue March 9, 2017

clam couch

another name for a vagina

Gonna try to hop into that girl's clam couch tonight.

by clamcouch March 20, 2019

strawberry couch

a fucking masterpiece. the dream of every cutecore mf like me. 🎀🦴🍮🐾

person 1: omg i want the strawberry couch
person 2: oh so you like cutecore?

by wonie- February 14, 2023

Couch Mix

A snack similar to Trail Mix however is acquired from the accumulation of lost or dropped food items between couch cushions.

Items are typically: singular french fries, M & M’s or similar candies, assorted crumbs, and identifiable crumbs (Ex: singular Cheeto).

Person 1: Dude! I just pulled my Couch Mix from the last three months, I found a whole onion ring this go-round! Do you want a bag?

Person 2: That’s disgusting! I’ll take two.

by Grab My Kit April 4, 2024