Couch

A seductive looking object for a certain conservative vice president.

Vice president: Honey, I won the election! Wanna celebrate (winks)
Usha: Not tonight honeybuns, im feeling tired
Vice president: (eyeballs couch discreetly)

by Dr Connery Sean August 17, 2025

couch twerk

A dance in which the performer is too lazy and too anti-social to actually have friends with which to actually twerk.

I couch twerked because I was too lazy to actually twerk.

by Star Platinum April 25, 2014

Fiend on the couch

Someone with a high level of awareness & wisdom in a particular field or fields that you have handy to test products for you and provide critical feedback to help you come to an educated decision

Crack dealers back in the day typically do not partake of their product or a neighboring competitors product to test it's quality.. so they give it to their fiend on the couch

by MacWhite7 May 12, 2024

couch stank

(Adj); The aftermath of sex on a couch that represents sweat, sex, and sometimes shame.

Did you do her last night?

Yeah, but it was cold in my bed, so I did her on the couch, and now I'm dealing with the couch stank.

Well at least you got the poon.

*High five*

by firmgrasper February 9, 2014

couch humper

JD VANCE

Did you hear Trump made that fucking hypocrite couch humper his running mate? Yeah I hope he’s prepared himself for the MAGA mob to pull him up on a noose.

by Yum yum police July 22, 2024

Couch humper

JD Vance

JD Vance is a couch humper

by BnuuyTheLoser August 10, 2024

got yo couch

The man who has always got yo couch. You walk in, and bam! he's already got yo couch. Just unfortunate, buddy. Don't ask him if he's also got yo crouch - he's got a wicked crouch. Very nasty to behold.

Person A: Oh jeez. Jerry's got yo couch again, Person B.
Person B: At least he ain't go my crouch-
Jerry: GOT YO CROUCH (crouches enthusiastically)
Person A: He got you, bro.
Person B: (stunned and speechless)

by GotThatCouch November 10, 2017