Youtch Club

A group of misfits that spend the day vigorously fisting eachother's anuses.

"Hey, do you want to come to my youtch club meeting this weekend?"

"Fuck no"

by ChickenPanda October 6, 2011

Bench club

The big bois who give the big spank

Guy: oh look it’s the bench club
*gets spanked*

by Bench dictator November 13, 2018

Church Club

A term for youth group

I don't know nick, i'm scared to go to church club

by JAIME3 October 22, 2006

club penguin

A dating website for teens, using virtual penguins. You can try and finesse the players and get them back to your igloo for some fun.

I met this really cute blue penguin on club penguin tonight

by clout_dance_lit123 February 6, 2018

MIKE-club

huge turnoff of a guy who cannot dance, is reallllly dirty and has scabies and lives in Jacksonville, FL and is easily spotted at Bourbon Street station!!! Be very aware.... he is highly contagious

Ewww... he's a MIKE-club... You cannot go home with him!! or wear his pants

by Chanel && Sam February 20, 2009

Club Zombie

A person who just stands right next to the dance floor in a club--not socializing, while watching people as they dance.

Look for the creepy groups of guys (club zombies) surrounding the floor. They never get on the dance floor itself; only stand there like a bunch of zombies while silently watching their prey.

by BRUX! May 24, 2009

The Pill Club

A very large group of people who gobble up xans, percs, and hydro like it’s dark chocolate. Usually run by white, pasty, dudes with loads of acne and too much money burning a hole in their liver.

Boy 1: I wanna join The Pill Club but I don’t want to be carried by 6.
Boy 2: (previously joined The Pill Club) it’s not so bad.
Boy 1: Cool! So how do I join-
Boy 2: *fucking dies*

by Ar.Ca.Ra.Be December 5, 2019