canoe club

A workplace after-party. The name drives its origin from a bunch of young professionals at an Alberta utility company who wanted to book their after party in their work calendars but due to strict work policies, were afraid of calling it drinking night or anything on those lines.

You should join the canoe club gathering tomorrow night.

Lets go canoeing after work (even in the middle of Alberta winter)

by Billlyyyy December 19, 2016

The Pill Club

A very large group of people who gobble up xans, percs, and hydro like it’s dark chocolate. Usually run by white, pasty, dudes with loads of acne and too much money burning a hole in their liver.

Boy 1: I wanna join The Pill Club but I don’t want to be carried by 6.
Boy 2: (previously joined The Pill Club) it’s not so bad.
Boy 1: Cool! So how do I join-
Boy 2: *fucking dies*

by Ar.Ca.Ra.Be December 5, 2019

Homework club

A group chat filled with magical photos

Woah those are huge! That reminds me send me the answers in homework club later

by i can do it better May 8, 2017

club meeting

If a friend/relative/significant other says that they’re going or at a club meeting you must and I repeat MUST call the police immediately cuz that bitch is in danger to you, his/herself, and the people around them. DO NOT SAY I DIDN’T WARN YOU!

Me: Where are you going?

Friend: I’m going to a club meeting

Me: what kind of club meeting?

Friend: A club meeting.

Me: HOLY SHIT CALL THE POLICE

by impetty January 19, 2018

club penguin

The best game in the world . Non stop action . It really just butters my egg roll. I cant stop thinking about it . I think about it 4 times a day it makes me sweaty and moist all at the same time . I just love it so much I cant help but to get wet .

I just love when you play club penguin like that

by muhummad 12345678 January 19, 2018

club penguin

A dating website for teens, using virtual penguins. You can try and finesse the players and get them back to your igloo for some fun.

I met this really cute blue penguin on club penguin tonight

by clout_dance_lit123 February 6, 2018

Club Size

1. A marketing term designed to identify volume-packed products for distribution in warehouse stores such as Sam's Club or Costco.

2. Referencing a larger person as a common label from warehouse grocery store items.

1. " Bought chips today- club size !! "

2. " I like a bigger booty "

" Oh yeah, she's club size "

by bobbyoldschool August 27, 2013