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highlands christian academy

Person 1: “dude what school do you go to”
Person 2: “Highlands Christian Academy”
Person 3: “I’m so sorry for you…”
by MoldyWaffleHouse September 9, 2021
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Billy Ruined Christmas

A cocktail consisting of:
3 parts jack Daniel's Tennessee cider
1 part fireball

Shaken and poured over ice
Make me a "Billy ruined Christmas", I need to shake this feeling.
by Sad at Mark's December 25, 2018
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chris rice

look omg hes like so chris rice
by dont belive me look it up January 11, 2012
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The Chris Berman

While a girl is performing the act of fellatio, the man grabs the girl and spins her around into the 69 position and makes the famous Chris Berman "WHOOOOP."
We were down stairs when we heard Justin pull The Chris Berman, suddenly we realized that we were ready for some football.

Yeah so she went down on me, but it wasn't that great so I decided to pull The Chris Berman, needless to say it was much better after that.
by Bigsexwill January 26, 2011
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Christian Siriano

A flawless, ferosh, fabulous, and fierce designer on Season 4 of the hit television program, Project Runway.
He's very adorable and insanely talented.
Some of his quotes:

"I'm kind of a novelty, and I'm kind of a big deal."

"I'd rather buy clothes, than buy a bed."

"Elisa, she reminds me of a rain goddess woman. She's like, all spiritual and in the himalayan mountains, she's a little strange."

"Team Star is like, hot, like star, like celebrity."

"Don't these bitches know that I'm.. way better than them?"

"Hell yes, I'm the best."
Ricky: "So what do you think about Steven leaving, or..being eliminated?"

Christian Siriano: "I don't care."

(Chris laughs)

Christian Siriano: "It wasn't like it was ugly because he was using the wedding dress. It was ugly because he made a whole new dress that was ugly."
by &&hearts January 19, 2008
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Christmas Eve Eve Eve

This is 3 days before Christmas Day, the 22nd of December, and your last chance of doing any worthwhile christmas shopping before the last minute crowds become suffocating
"right, I've got to do some christmas eve eve eve shopping before town gets too busy"
by Grieva December 28, 2009
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Chris TDL

Chris TDL is a fraud thirsty for attention and approval. His real name is Christopher Alexandre Vaginite Taylor, which makes no sense because TDL doesn't correspond to any of his names.

He is so delusional that he has his own fake documentary that's not available anywhere on the Internet. He is also madly in love with Cole Spourstoute (whose performance in Riverdale is disastrous) even though he says in his various fake biographies that he is not gay.

He claims to be an extra in A Quiet Place Part 2 and John Wick 3 even though there's no evidence of that at all. And no, a fake movie review website called letterboxd doesn't count. He also claims to have worked for Apple even though he has no software engineering background and probably doesn't know the first thing about programming.

Vaginite Taylor also attempted to create a Wikipedia page about himself, but his foolish endeavor was thwarted by the website's administrators due to concerns of cross-wiki spamming by potentially paid editors. Chris should take the money he pays people to write articles about him and use them to start an actual business, that is if he's able to manage one. His one heighty one on seventy kilos/Cole Shportosche/Carrie Vanisher interview doesn't inspire much confidence.
1: What do you think of Chris TDL?
2: Who is that?
1: Oh don't you know him? I advise you to look at his documentary.
2: Ok I Will! Where can I watch it?
1: Nowhere, because it doesn't exist.
2: Oh wow, is this guy legit then?
1: No, he's just some idiot spamming the Internet because he wants everyone to think he's hot shit. But in reality, he probably lives in a basement in Buckingham.

2: That's sad. What does he do for a living then?
1: He sits around, waiting for his bien-être social cheques.
2: Who's his favorite celebrity?
1: Cole Shproschote
Evan: I have witnessed atrocities beyond your understanding.
by PenisTDL March 3, 2021
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