Northern Territory Bitumen Bandit

Indigenous land dweller from the continent of Australia who enjoys a beer, blowjob and a jersey jab, all the while still stopping traffic with their unnecessary passion to sleep on the warm bitumen of the roads in the upper quadrants of the State of the Northern Territory.

Hey Neil, get a load of that "Northern Territory Bitumen Bandit", he shouldn't sleep on the road, always forgets to eat breakfast! The bloody turkey!

by The Kingsbray Chookie May 5, 2019

Bareback Bandit

somebody who haves unprotected sex (hitting raw) frequently

Yea, my brother admitted to being a bareback bandit after getting an STD and having 3 kids.

by citizen silk February 21, 2015

nipple bandit

When someone has 3 or more nipples, suggesting that they have stolen their extras ones from someone else

That guy on the beach today must’ve been a really good nipple bandit, he had like, 3 extras

by Ur fav garage raccoon June 15, 2023

bandit

A human being thats gay and homosexual

bandit is a fat piece of shit

by Kozzau October 27, 2021

only bandits

Usually you’re crew your day ones the homies particularly used as a group chat name.

“Man that’s funny send it to only bandits”

by Jay_r7o2 November 21, 2023

Cheese Bandit

A Cheese Bandit is someone who would be described as sly, sneaky, slimy and cheesy.

Synonyms: Scoundrel, Suspicious, Devious, Aloof.

I tell you what, that guy is a proper Cheese Bandit. He stinks of cheese the slithery bitch.

by Fiber7 April 25, 2022

Bandit Ghostwell

A bandit Ghostwell is another term used to define a high ranking member of Ghostwell gang.

Look its a Bandit Ghostwell!

by Ben Ghostwell May 16, 2021