Blind

When someone cant see anything due to an obstruction in their line of sight

Lucy without her glasses makes her blind - lucy with her glasses on makes her look like the woman from weakest link

by Funnylad22 December 5, 2021

wiener blind

A soul shattering phenomenon whereas the sufferer has a paralyzing, laser-focused obsession with the beef whistle.

Chance had Jaycie so wiener blind, she was unable to concentrate on anything except the next time he'd give her an injection.

by Jaycie Chance May 12, 2017

Blind spot

Can be when driving in a car that the frame is to bulky around the windows obstructing the vision or in a game of chess not being able to see a peace on the board.

I had a blind spot .

by ... Zjdbckdnznsjd September 16, 2020

Blind Dragon

Right after cumming in her eyes, wait till she stands up, and immediately kick one of her ankles so she stands on one foot, then after she will look like a blind dragon

Bro, I thought your mom was into kinky shit, so I tried the Blind Dragon on her...

She loved it!

by RebornLegendz714 December 12, 2018

Ape in blind

When someone throws themselves into an investment, project, or trend without doing any research or thinking it through — just rushing in full force hoping for the best.

“Bro saw the coin pumping and decided to ape in blind… now he’s broke by Monday.”

by DjRob1337 September 9, 2025

Universal Nocturnal Blindness Disease

A case of one or many people at once suffering from blindness for a night but have no recollection of said blindness. Often times, memories are suppressed and replaced with images that could never in a million years be true.

Babe, why did you send a nude to my best friend last night?

I didn't babe, you're just suffering from Universal Nocturnal Blindness Disease.

by Catlover145 June 24, 2017

Blind bunny

A female in a duck blind usually some duck hunter girl friend or wife

That chick is hot yea she dudes blind bunny

by Matterlizard September 14, 2025