Australian Teapot

When you take underwear from “down unda” put it in a girls mouth and fuck her til steam comes out.

No dude don’t touch that underwear i gave some hooker an australian teapot with those

by asseater2024 June 13, 2024

Australian Snow Plow

The act of a man sitting on top of a women's face getting his ass ate, "down unda", while simultaneously titty fucking her.

Dude you wouldn't believe what my girl and I tried! I gave her the Australian Snow Plow and she did not leave disappointed!

Make sure to shower before we get it on tonight, I want you to give me the ol' Australian Snow Plow baby!

by Stinky Bhole June 20, 2024

Australia

A rip-off of Texas.

Australia is a rip-off of Texas.

by Itz KittyPinkiez June 22, 2024

Australian Acupuncture

When you get a thighjob from a cactus and then your bro gives you a blowjob and then spits the needles back out at you.

"Bro have you ever tried Australian Acupuncture?"
"No, I haven't."
"You wanna try it?"
"Sure."

by Cactus Cat November 21, 2024

Australian Candlestick

A way to pleasure yourself, or another person, in which a taper candle, or other skinny candle is placed in the rectum and lit as a form of wax play. (If wax enters the anus a wick may be placed inside the still melted wax and lit again)

Did you hear that Ryan Reynolds had to do the Australian Candlestick in his newest film? There was wax everywhere!!

by Skidmore Muncy December 10, 2024

Australian Outback

the big ass desert in australia

why is the Australian Outback so fucking big?

by Unknown07724 December 20, 2024

australianfied

When you change text to look as if you were speaking it in an australian accent, eg: "Hey there!" -> "Hey there, mate!"

"i australianfied my custom responses-"
"what???"
"sausage rolls"

by hellotheredaveberry January 28, 2025