the bat girl

When a girl is riding you and she is super wet she lifts her legs up does the splits then you lay all the way back and spin her by grabbing her feet. If preformed right you will become a human Mary go round and will have successfully done the bat girl congrats.

I did the bat girl and a week later I got married it works.

by You Grandmas Escort June 16, 2017

Bat

Short for Cigarette.
If your out at the pub and get the flavor for a cigarette you ask someone for a bat.

Guy1: Gis us a bat lad.
Guy2: Here you go lad.
Guy1: Class.

"Proceed to smoke said bat"

by xxx360MLGxxxN0$c0p3-999 January 31, 2018

bat paradox

A delusion; To detach someone or something from its reality. To elevate someone or somethings station in a contradicting manner

Batman is just a man,but fist fights gods into submission? That's one hell of a bat paradox

by supercomicman November 16, 2014

capturing a bat

A generic, unverifiable excuse to be late.

I'm capturing a bat. I might be late to work.

by ValidExcuses August 1, 2018

Flange bat

Female flailer

The flange bat made a mess of the living room in 10 minutes.
(see the word flange as it means cunt in your dictionary)

by Betty Beefcake April 30, 2024

Bat sperm

Bat sperm is the term used for when a group of black men, usually thugs, form a circle jerk with a dead animal in the middle while wearing Batman merch creating a circle jerk; in hopes to create life outta their ejaculated corpse.

Boy: Yo we boutta bat sperm on this deer
Boy 2: Ok bro, lemme join?
Boy: yeah

by swagkid69420 March 1, 2021

bearded bat

A hairy penis.

"He told me he doesn't like bearded bat caves."
"What'd you do?"
"Punched him in the bearded bat."

by whalesgoaooarooaroo December 31, 2015